Squirrel Sunday - Danger in the Grass
A strange noise is humming and the squirrels are in a defensive stance.
What on earth could it be? Is it the end of the squirrel world?
Help!!! Something has my foooooott!!!
Up into the trees all the other squirrels went.
The smart ones dropped whatever they were doing and sprang to higher ground.
The slow ones tried their best but ended up getting stuck and pulled by some invisible force.
Hellp;l;kldslkl. I'm sinkkngnlksklldsdl.......
The young overly confident ones thought they could just keep enjoying their treats out in the open.
Down they sank into oblivion.
The seasoned veterans know that sometimes strange portals open in the grassy fields and suck unfortunate squirrels into another dimension. Then randomly many years later a squirrel from decades ago suddenly gets spit out onto a major league baseball field and gets chased by humans. Odds are, this strange phenomena is related to the opening of the Hadron Collider and an exotic particle made it to this peaceful grassy area. Beware the peaceful open grassy fields squirrels.
That's all for now thanks for looking :-)
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Very extraordinary photography.
This squirrel looks very cute.
Thanks, they are always quite cute especially when they start fighting with eachother lol.
Hahahaha, that's right, they must be fighting over food.
If they get too close to eachother they will automatically fight, probably for territorial rights over the walnuts in the area.
Great post and story. Its so hot here today I think the alternative narrative would be that the squirrel melted lol
If they jump onto the pavement that would happen. I used to live in Phoenix and you could easily fry an egg on the pavement over there. I'm sure if there is no snow on the ground in Vermont people think its too hot out lol.
Ha, hilarious. You captured the wierd energy of squirrels in a lovely comic way! 🐿️🐿️🐿️🐿️🐿️
Just looking at them there are all sorts of scenarios one can invent about what's happening to them lol.
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Yes… watch out squirrels don’t go near the big open grassy fields… lol
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Now they are time traveling squirrels, here's one of them
So great… lol… it just appeared there. It can’t go anywhere.
It bit him… hahaha 🤣
They get mean after time traveling and teleporting.
I saw that… and fast… lol
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Love the pictures and story even though the squirrel is my arch nemesis (despite my love for the rodent family).
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Just don't get on their bad side, they will chew up the cables inside a car engine just for fun.
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I believe it. Squirrels are also one of two living creatures that have mastered spontaneous generation, as well. Fruit flies are the other. Spontaneously generated by bananas.
Haha don't mention fruit flies a bunch have hatched here and I'm having to dip into my sake store to capture them. At least the things will die happy.
LOL that's how I catch them, too. A little booze and a layer of soapy water on top. I feel bad, though. They're pretty cute to watch.
I wish I could find a tiny jumping spider to eat them all instead of just drowning them in booze.
Maybe you can make an infused sake...
It's amazing, they play on the beautiful grass
They love it out there in the open field.
Yes friend, thank you
LOL! Love your squirrel stories. :))
There have been way too many coincidental squirrel teleportations on baseball field for me not to notice the phenomena.