Mistakenly born in a brown family

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Everything is parallel when you have to survive in brown families, sometimes you can tell this to the world with pride and on the other instance you hide your face like a tortoise ( he does this with fear and we do this with embarrassment.

  • If you are available ;have free person label;

Relation expert says that reply immediately to your love one if its boy friend or partner but in my society on doing this the opposite person thinks that

you are so free that's why responding them rapidly.

  • Relationship have no cost ;

They train you not to interact with the opposite gender but at the time of marriage they are asking you ; do you like or love someone? You can tell us now otherwise you will marry in accordance with our choice. ( wait when you have given me time to go deep in relationship, I made everyone my brother lol)

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  • Cousins to spouse journey ;

The person whom you call brother (bhai ) since your childhood becomes your spouse one day like wow. And calling him brother now will break your marriage extremely miserable.

  • No parties except kitty parties ;

You can't go out for hangouts with friends after 5 in the evening and if you have to do a movie night. Invite them at your home and you will have to watch Disney animation. You are not adult till your hair turn white. ( and they dont know their kids have already watched the unsensored movies too : tit for tat lol)

  • Hair hair everywhere ;

If you are a girl it's a must for you to have long hair along with the application of hair oil too. By God this urge of our mothers who thinks that long hair fascinates boys more …I want to throw everyone having this ideology into the hell.

If you like long hairs so much why don't you grow them gentlemen?

  • Toys;

If your kid got fever, the phone is behind this, if the earthquake happens phone is behind this, if the hen doesn't lay eggs phone is behind this …. wtf why you think this way? Brown parents even think that phone is the devil's toy ( and they don't know the other types of toy yet )

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  • Favorite for life ;

If anything happens to your studies, your cousin will help you in this ; mom, that competent your favorite cousin isn't the matter of interest for me. They don't even think how different our subjects are what they want is to create that bond. Through which they can ;

both kids know each other that's why we must marry them with each other.

  • Tights and fights ;

About the dress selection, brown mothers will always hang you in the open sack dress. This extremely looks like I am wearing my 200 kg grandmother dress. Also the design will resemble that age too. Ewww no one is going to chose me as girlfriend on the basis of my body fitted dress. I guess Ms.Marvell Kamala's mother presented this hypothetical thought in a great way.

  • Die each day instead of sucide ;

On special occasions you don't have to smile, for instance if it's your marriage or engagement you have to become a silent statue because people will talk. Arghh I can't smile, ( hide the happiness) I can't talk ( they will think you are talkative) I can't pose ,( they will consider you as modern ) I can't die ( they will say we are forcing you for this marriage )

  • Not done yet ;

From all these spent days I regret why I was born there (my brother say that I was recused from dustbin lol this is the normal joke in brown families ) . Why I got educated ( because these days boys are interested more in educated girls ) why I am breathing here ( you can stop this process, all miseries of our will be finished ) . I am done with this life still I have to live why because life is the gift of God 😁
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Hahahahhahahah when i started going through blog I came across a thought that probably ayesha is going to be engaged with any of her bhai(kzn😂😂hahahah) and i was like……..😂😂😂 too scary to have kzn as spouse instead of that i will prefer to marry the witch.
Well lady dont you know end desire of man is a woman and he wants her beautiful rather than harsh why you ladies are so annoyed at your hair
Hahahhaha really enjoyed each para from uncensored stuff to toys from mobile enmity to occasions formalities 😂😂😂thanks for bringing in not only smile but a roaring laughter😂

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i will prefer to marry the witch.

Hey witches your man is on the way to find you, be careful and lovable to him he has bigger desires for you 👻✌️

Well lady can remain beautiful with short hair too, think about lady Diana 😔 well it was her bad luck for having luckless life. oh so you were laughing while giving read to adult stuff 🤣 sorry for responding late I was busy in my marriage. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 because you have already engaged me in your sweet dreams. !LOL

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They train you not to interact with the opposite gender but at the time of marriage they are asking you ; do you like or love someone?

From one point of view it's funny. But it's also true that One try to do that thing more when other try to restrict them😂. Who knows she/he already like or love someone. From this point of view it's logical.

You can't go out for hangouts with friends after 5 in the evening .

It's a common thing in Asia. It's also have two point of view. One is the tradition of dominating girls . The another one is care. It's actually depends on the mentality. It's because family member don't think that after that time it's safe for a girl. Although in this case there is no fault of a girl , she need to face the consequences if something bad happen. And no family member want it.

my brother say that I was recused from dustbin lol this is the normal joke in brown families

It's a very common thing . In fact I also used to say it to my sister 😂😂.

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One try to do that thing more when other try to restrict them

We call it revolt soul ( baghi ) and we indeed want to do the stuff which others ask us not to do ✌️ a prisoned bird wants to escape.

The other one is care

They have valid thoughts at this moment but still, they can't ensure safety and protection, one day she has to face the world with bare hands.

I also used to say it to my sister 😂😂.

Everyone who is having seniority uses this right. 🤣 !LOL

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The way in which you share insights about the life you have been born into always draws me into your narrative. You have a way of poking fun at your situation while still maintaining a spotlight on the challenges and inequity. You ensure that issues are brought into the spotlight, elevated, and open for discussion. I can't imagine being in a position where somebody else gets to choose my life partner, gets to choose what I wear, who I see, what external influences I am exposed to... and yes the evil phone... !LOLZ Perhaps people should not blame an inanimate object but rather the use thereof by irresponsible people. Women should be given the respect of being able to make their own informed choices in life. I wish there was more trust and respect in our world, Shireen, and a better space for women in all societies to have the freedom to be the best versions of themselves. For all people to be endowed with the freedom to pursue their own passions and talents and use them for personal growth as well as for the betterment of society. One day, my friend... One day, God willing. I am so happy that I met you on Hive, proud of the woman that you are, and love having you in my life space. !LUV !ALIVE !LADY

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Aysha where are you from ? Your name is arabic name., Isn't it?

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I belong to Pakistan and yes it's an Arabic name, good to see you 😸

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I want to throw everyone having this ideology into the hell.

My time to go to hell have come. !LOLZ

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And calling him brother now will break your marriage extremely miserable.

May be that's not the case. It does feels odd, I admit, but certainly doesn't break marriage.

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