Punday Monday 309!
Welcome to Punday Monday!
tl;dr
Make a pun about the topic of the week,
This week’s topic is school!
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How To Make a Pun
This contest is open to everyone. Here's a handy dandy guide on how to make a pun: Learn to Pun
Rules for the PUN-test:
- If you hope to win a prize [1 100% upvote per punster, 2 HSBI for a win), your pun must be your original work
- Puns must be relevant to the topic of the week to win a prize, but they can be very loosely related.
Last Week's Punday Monday:
Here is last week's Punday Monday, and all the puns that were eligible to win this week are in the comments!
Hang on to your PUNderwear. The Winner of This Week's PUNday Monday Is...
OH, WAS THAT NOT ENOUGH POMP AND CIRCUMSTANCE FOR YOU?
How’s THIS:
Best Pun...
Best Pun of the Entire Week...
Best Overall Pun (click it)...
DRUMROLL PLEASE…..
@Quinnertronics, our guest judge, chose their pun! Check their post about it out here: https://peakd.com/hive-155986/@quinnertronics/re-improv-rw563c
This Week's Pun Topic Is:
School
As in
Sherlock, where did you learn your incredible deduction skills?
Elementary, my dear Watson
I'm So Good at Puns
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My son has a real affinity for marine life. Whenever we go somewhere he’s always searching to see if there’s any critters around in the rivers, lakes and ocean areas we go to. He was walking in the shallows of one of the rivers that connects to the ocean and was barefoot. He screamed and flung his foot around to see that attached to his toe was a crab pinching with one of its claws. An old guy up on the bridge laughed and said “schooled”. I looked at him and he said “don’t walk barefoot in the crab spawning zone!”
Chinese believes that eating fishes nourishes the brains and makes one smarter. Why? Because fishes are educated, they travel in schools.
Ha! Bet you didn't learn that in school!
@rayius
Congratulations @theabsolute
I learn every day, and in many ways. But the best way is while at rest.
I study subjects many, but I get the most fun from those I can do while getting muddy!
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My kids like the idea of taking their high school classes online... They say it's much easier to make it to homeroom on time!
I may be the chief punster among everyone I know in person, but I'm taking lessons from you and reading as many of your puns as I can find. Your consistency is remarkable. 😂
Ha aww thanks, I've seen some good ones from you also! I try to give love to all the punK rawkers out there, but sometimes I forget!
I just had my 3 year hiversary, but I've participated in almost every contest since maybe January of 2021... Just checked it ..yes, Jan 11 2021! Here's a refresher! ...not the best start 😂 😭
Proud to be a recurring part of this contest...I guess it comes natural for me .... And I don't even have any kids!
What's great is that I can clearly see the improvement! Not to say that these were absolutely awful, I still smiled.
However, some of the recent ones you've made were very sophisticated, and I love those.
How come the homeroom teacher is always the first to know about teen pregnancy? Because they always know when someone is late to first period!
😂
Why are math teachers always having babies?
Because they know how to multiply!
We have such a similar basis for this type of joke @improv. I wrote this one last year. Just for funsies:
Dr. Watson has finally found time for a wife and a child. His son is now 5 years and he wants to find him a good school, so he goes to see his old friend Sherlock Holmes for advice.
"Which school would you recommend I send my boy?" inquires Dr. Watson.
Answers Sherlock Holmes, "Elementary, my dear Watson."
Dr. Lunge asks a brand new medical student to see an asthma patient who was just brought to the ED gasping for air.
The student comes back a minute later.
"That was fast," says Dr. Lunge. "How is the patient doing?"
The medical student says, "he just told me 'can't... breathe.' I could barely hear him."
"Is he able to speak in full sentences?" asks Dr. Lunge.
"I don't know," says the student. "When I asked him if he had any medical problems, he just kept calling me an 'ass... ass... ass...'"
A music teacher is playing a very fast piece on the piano for his students. One of the students says, “Slow down! I’m trying to take notes.”
Oh boy, this is an old one!
Why did Van Halen succumb to burnout when they were in school? They were Hot For Teacher.
Despite his conquests, King Richard IV was considered a very wise, educated, and generous man. He became known as The Teacher King. After he took over a group of people and their land, he would distribute printed Bibles and teach all of the new subjects.