theabsolute in #punchline • last yearNeed to keep this on the down lowPlanning a vacation now be like:theabsolute rebloggedhanshotfirst in #movie-review • last yearIs Birds of Prey (And the Fantabulous Emancipation of One Harley Quinn) Worth Your Time?Please stop reading this and go see Birds of Prey (And the Fantabulous Emancipation of One Harley Quinn) right now. *[Image labeled free to use and found on Wikipedia](theabsolute in #steemstem • last yearShip of TheseusImagine you have a wooden ship and over time you replace each plank. Years go by, and every piece is replaced with new pieces. You decide to not waste the old pieces and…theabsolute in #steemstem • 2 years agoComplex Numbers are Fucking ImportantOne of the most fascinating things about numbers, that usually gets discarded as pointless busywork that you learn in school is that they can exist in more than one dimension.…theabsolute in #steemstem • 2 years agoWhat Happened Before the Big Bang?This is similar to asking, if God made the heavens and the Earth, where did God come from? Now, before you dismiss this as nonsense, it really does get to a fundamental flaw in…theabsolute in #steemstem • 2 years agoThe Color of NothingHave you ever wondered what it would look like if you took away all of the colors? It wouldn't really be black, white, or gray. People are born blind and they can only describe…theabsolute in #freewrite • 2 years agoWe are young 5minutefreewriteFrom here: We are young, but we still need the organs from our clones to survive. Some question the morality of this, bit I pay it no concern anymore. They are not real are…theabsolute in #freewrite • 2 years agoNew Year's Nickel 5minutefreewriteFreewrite Link There is so much to be thankful for this year. The list of things I'm thankful for has reached the brim of the jar this year. Somehow it seems impossible for 2029 to top the succestheabsolute in #steemstem • 2 years agoThe Physics of ChristmasSanta needs to travel at over 99% the speed of light in order for him to visit everyone's home on Christmas Eve (when they're not looking of course). Time dilation according to…theabsolute rebloggedimprov in #contest • 2 years ago131, Punday: Christmas Edition. Ho Ho Ho! I have a lot of prizes to give you. Consider them presents!Welcome to Punday Monday! tl;dr make a pun about the topic of the week, the topic is Christmas, here's how to make a pun, if you don't know: 
