一直插不進...
女: 怎樣, 還未進去嗎?
男: 等一下, 在進了, 今晚有點難...
女: 看你又插又進都還沒好,你搞甚麼?
男: 晚上難找對位進,別急
女: 要不加點潤滑油
男: 全部插進去了,馬上就好
女: 哎,等半天,終於把門打開了
男: 看來要換鎖了
故事靈感：有一晚和老婆出去吃飯，突然肚子超痛，附近廁所都在用，沒辦法之下只好打的飛回家解決，心急之下一直打不開門，害我差點失禁，老婆在旁邊笑到不行，還說我像男生第一次和女生xoxo, 一直進不去，又一單糗事呢！
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