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There is not much to say about myself that should be of interest. Heck, even the mirror thinks I am pretty darn drab. That is why I don't own one, who needs the attitude.

A little tidbit about me is that I don't enter contests, or challenges or care for group efforts of any kind really. Another is that I like to see myself as a sort of walking contradiction.

Suffice to say though if you are that kinda group hug person and have been vaxxed (joke I don't care) then go to this post to find more info and details about the challenge itself.

Another thing about me is that I have an extremely good filter. Not for saying the wrong things or sorting information like a savant. I am extremely good at filtering out what I don't like and then telling people I don't like that.

Although it is simple when you don't like very much in the first place. Exactly what I told my aunt when she asked why she couldn't call me. Having a blacklist globally and then allowing people through is simpler than allowing them and then blacklisting. She still can't call me.

I kinda like simple things although my mind will complicate things, but that is only so I can simplify connections and then come back and tell you well that was not so hard which in turn feeds my need for accomplishment without having to actually do anything.

If you still don't know me then I guess you are lucky :P



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Reading through this is obvious you like your privacy and I think you will have to open up a little so you and your partner can get to work well together.

All the best @penderis, I know you will come back and give us a feedback that it wasn't so hard after all.

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I would like to think I am not so cheap as to tell everything, maybe they must first wine and dine me a bit :P !PIZZA

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What level of vintage knowledge do you require?

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hm hm hm..... well i do know you. and i do think i am very blessed for knowing you!

@samsmith1971 has a wonderful partner - even though he likes to be a very bad influence on all the other dreemers LOL

I can't say whether or not you should let your aunt call you. lol i'm just glad that i made the whitelist. hahaha though - i have to say - i don't bother you nearly as much as i used to. so that makes it pretty easy to keep me on the whitelist I guess. just lay low :)

Thanks for coming to my Sammy girl's rescue - she is quite the special lady and I wanted her to have all the fun this week!!!!

p.s. not sure about that filter. you might want to go in for a tune up and get it changed.

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I do like a little bit of bad boy influence on the side !LOLZ Bad boys with good hearts... the very best kind😂💗 and I love the direct honest approach. It's endearing 🤣. I'm looking for a spanking now too... I know!!! Running.... ROFL. BUT honestly, I think the odd number of peeps yesterday, turned out quite fortuitously for me. !LUV !LADY

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as if his BAD BOY INFLUENCE needs any encouragement! hahahahahaha i've been trying to break him of his saucy attitude for years - and now with that one bit of reassurance from you - you set him back 10 years. ROFLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLl

now where did i put my paddle. I cannot wait to give out these spanking today. I'm in a spanking giving mood. and i know 2 people.
no!
add @kenechukwu97 and @cescajove to the mix

now i know FOUR people who are just begging for a whack!!!! LOL

pink cheeks for days!!!!! LOLOL

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Is it coming to rescue if you are strongarmed? :P !LUV !LOLZ

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Does that look like you could describe it as strongarmed? !LOLZ 💗 (sorry my LUV ran out...you'll just have to wait for pumpkin hour).

haha... and today is not a Youtube challenge 😂 ...today, Wed and Thurs you can write on anything you like, and post in Hive wherever you like (although Ecency is wise hehe)... and drop your post into Dreemport each evening before the deadline and cheer each other on... or we can randomly spam hilarious gifs, music videos, and standup... that works for me too❣️ !PIZZA !hivebits

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So I am hearing it is a youtube challenge... but I will choose not to because it costs people data and I am considerate.

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hahaha what Dreems said... just share an old post !LOLZ and if that is cheating for you... you know what ya gotta do 😂 Drop me a tag when you have entered your post and I will drop by to visit it

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strongarmed????

STRONGARMED?!?!?! seriously Penjamin???

@samsmith1971 - believe me - if strongarming him worked - he would be an angel by now. I have strongarmed, strongheaded, stronglegged, and everything in between - and he does NOT budge for anyone or anything. if he is doing this, it is because he is a kitten deep down and just revealed his incessant need to purr under a gentle touch.

so kudos to you for finding his catnip! ROFLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

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She does karate... and intimidated me with that gif above.

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i do karate too - and it never worked for me. and i have awesome gifs - and they never work either.

Sam is magical, and she is going to teach us all how to get you to do magical things.

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All classic cars have something a little off, mine is the filter and I do not use non-original parts.

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"not non-original"

is a double negative

so you use original parts. ah ok, i see.

so then, once again, i prevail

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Batman, mission 1 accomplished 😎 I'll catch you in YT or Drybar tomorrow at some point 😂
Your post had me chuckling - I do love your dry sense of humour and no-nonsense approach. I do have the best partner for this challenge. Let's hope I can stay off the blacklist 😉 !LUV !ALIVE !PIZZA

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You are already on the blacklist that is the point lol. Is today's challenge a youtube one? Would it not be less work for you if I don't post? Asking for a friend. !LOLZ !PIZZA

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no - no youtube challenge lol

you can't get out of it that easy.

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It is, you don't know everything shhh

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What is the next punishment Master?

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PIZZA! PIZZA! PIZZA! PIZZA! PIZZA! PIZZA! PIZZA!

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I found out you blacklisted my aunt too. She called me and is very upset.

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hahahahahahaha!!!!! storm his house with tar and feathers LOLOL

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Pen, oh Pen!!!! 🤣😂 Not me finally thinking I was finally going to know more about you! But then there is the POST, in its absolute "PEN-fullness"... Oh and then there's then I looked to the left of my screen and saw your bio, and it just doesn't help either 🤣🤣

Actually, in response to your "liking simple things", I can only say that you have only made knowing you all the more complicated 🤣🤣...

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I guess if I don't make it complicated then I would really come off as a simpleton much sooner :P

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You don't fool me, Pen. I bet you have loads of mirrors and can be found preening all day long! Lol!

I only say that because I feel like I am one of the lucky ones.
I know there's no drabness to be found when you're around.
Oh my! This could be the start of a poem.
See! You just can't help but inspire the creative flow,
it's just the fire heart of your mojo!

I'm looking forward to seeing how you and @samsmith1971 get on.

By the way, your auntie told me to say all the above, and says hello! ;)

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it's just the fire heart of your mojo!

I love THIS!!!

My sole aim for this week, Julia?

STAY OFF THE BLACKLIST🤣

!LUV

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You have an uncanny knack for making me giggle uncontrollably. Glad I wasn't drinking my tea right then. Otherwise, I think my hubby may have got a rude awakening. !Lolz 😂

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ROFLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

Happy to oblige...anytime! hehe

!LOLZ

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i think you have the next DreemPort challenge.

Use your pen, to write an Ode to Pen.

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha KIDDING! we would no longer have a dev working on DreemPort. i DO KNOW MY LIMITS. lolololol

i like to think i'm training him - but don't the best trainers make you THINK that way??? LOLOL

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Hehehehe! Who knows, but it could be the challenge to end all challenges.
And I think you know how to read that last line accurately:

I DO KNOW MY LIMITS.

🤣🤣🤣

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i'm laughing so hard - he is sleeping now and is gonna wake up and be like the grouchy old man telling the kids to GET OFF HIS LAWN!!!!
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I think we should play here for a bit longer then.
Take off our shoes.
Put the hose on and squeal as we run through the jets.

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this sounds perfectly reasonable and acceptable to me.

i mean - i do know my limits.

that doesn't mean I restrict myself to them.
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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That why my auntie is blocked she is so conniving haha. Also as a "lucky one" you should be helping the facade :P Don't go writing happy poems inspired by me, they will need to be melancholic and fabulous but in a painful way.

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Hehehhe! To say I am shocked to see you made an entry is an understatement. Nice one pen. Your forgot to mention that you are a bot and also that you are very funny 😜

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hehehehe he says @samsmith1971 twisted his arm. but now we know... she has some magical powers indeed! hehehehehe we must all learn from her!!!!!!!!!!!!!

classes begin next Tuesday. hahahahahahahaha

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Wow! @samsmith1971 did this? Verily verily I believe that she has some magical powers. I even saw Adeleye's entry..I am guessing, it's all Sam. Nice one. This is by far the biggest collaboration that Dreemport has ever done.

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VERILY VERILY.....

i am CRYING with laughter over that expression!!!!! that is PRICELESS AND SO APPROPRIATE FOR THIS POST!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

and yes - biggest so far!!!! our AllTimeHigh
hahahaha

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😀😀😀 I'm glad it made you laugh. I can be funny sometimes.

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I have no magic powers... 🙄

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You do! How else do you explain @penderis making an entry 😀😀. Does he have a partner?

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Am I verily funny? Making an entry I guess is the least I can do for humanity. !LUV

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Yes you are funny although I believe you don't intentionally do it but yes you are. Just like saying making an entry is the least you can do for humanity is hilarious 😀😀😀

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We need a new thread @juliamulcahy

we need to stay front and center so that @penderis knows how much he is loved.

hehehehehe

did you say fairy wings? got it.

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Ha ha ha
Ho ho ho
And a couple of tra-la-la's
That's the way we sing our way
On the merry ol' lawn of PEN!

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The Pen will come ooooout tomorrow!
bet your bottom dollar that tomorrowwwwwwwwww

there'll be PENNNNNNNN

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Oh my! ROFL! You win. Hands down that has me crying!

Well, I think that deserves a sprinkling of fairy dust and spanking Lol!

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Thanks for all the dev work you do with dreemport!
Reading this reminded me of the band The Smiths!
Great to see you in the challenge though, and I bet you have mirrors all over the place🤣

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Oh nice have not listened to them in a while, I guess if I have to choose mirrors vs windows I would take mirrors because I prefer the dark.

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I prefer the simple things too and I must say we have that in common. I've come across your username on other blogging sites and you are an impressive person...always behind the scene but doing wonders. Well done 🤗

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Gosh Golly impressive is a bit excessive but thanx. Yeah I think a person is bound to start recognizing some names of the ones who stick around like you also. It seems like others just come and go and never really can just git their teeth and push through. Maybe they don't enjoy the simple things as much :P !PIZZA

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That's so true. I am so happy to have you here again and I absolutely enjoy the simple things. They count so much too.

Thank you so much.

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This very ome about you filtering is what I love so much. Ability to filter the bad words heard or the bad kind of people out of my way I always my priority.

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