Punday Monday 243
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tl;dr
Make a pun about the topic of the week,
This week’s topic is horses.
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Rules for the PUN-test:
- If you hope to win a prize [1 100% upvote per punster, 1 HSBI for a win, 2 HBD for the winner from Comedy Open Mic thanks to @amirtheawesome1], your pun must be your original work
- Puns must be relevant to the topic of the week to win a prize, but they can be very loosely related.
Last Week's Punday Monday:
Here is last week's Punday Monday, and all the puns that were eligible to win this week are in the comments!
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This Week's Pun Topic Is:
Horses
As in
Horses get married funny. It’s two horses and someone to officiate, usually probably a religious dude. And then instead of putting the ring on their fingers, since they don’t have fingers, they put it on the pastern!
(Is that funny? Does pastern sound enough like pastor that you got an image of putting a ring on a pastor?)
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Imagine a horse in the desert at night, carrying glasses, drinking a glass of water and watching TV, it's funny moment😊
The horse started going crazy the rider said
"Stop horsing around".
Holy presidential puns!! Thank you so much.
I'm taking my vacuum to the Tafty shop in my Ford in celebration!
I'm going to Hoover up all those sweets.
I'll be a Truman and eat everything....but if my tummy gets upset,
I'll just Nixem and save them for later.
All of the astronauts in the 80's were part horse.
They Must Tang.
Tang, it's a kick in the glass!
Lol do you remember that commercial? :D
Oh, I remember. But do you remember Pootie Tang?
Pootie Tang
I bought a horse online but when it was delivered it was 75% smaller than a normal horse!
I didn't read the fine print...
It was a quarter horse.
A British wedding of horses would be an interesting ordeal to experience. At the end when the officiator asks if anyone objects, say now or forever hold your piece, there might be a lot of “nay” but it’s just the horses talking instead of objecting. Confusing!
70s rock band, America, famously insisted on shaving the equestrian for one of their music videos back in the 70s... They felt that it just needed a horse with no mane!
!LOL
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He misunderstood the objective.
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Steven Tyler of Aerosmith-another horse lover. In fact, before he made it as a big TV talent panel host, he was a record-breaking jockey. Although he has long retired, he has hinted on a return to racing. It sure would be nice to see him back in the saddle again.
Fun fact: horseshoes are constructed to help avoid damage to horse hooves from excessive wear-and-tear... It basically is there to protect the hooves from the hoove-nots.
Parents bought me a pony for my birthday.
I was so excited.
What I always wanted.
Decided to share my Hi-C.
Dad slaps the cup out of my hand.
"Don't punch a gift horse in the mouth!"
What's the opposite of an invisible donkey? A saw horse!
You can ride them all day. You can ride them all night. No, I'm talking about horses!
Now that you know what I'm on about, I have more to tell you before you sign up for riding courses.
While it's fun to while away the hours galloping and jumping. Don't forget - a fortune into hay you'll surely be pumping!
The new horse got nothing done all winter, probably because he was a little colt.
!LOL
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Her height is perfect.
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Thanks for the lolz 😆!
What's another word for a 'horse whisperer?'
A 'neigh-sayer'
Wuaooooo I keep learning from other communities. I am attentive to these contests, not only to win, it's just to release so many funny anecdotes ha,ha,ha.
Thank you for these initiatives...I'll keep my eyes open #comedyopenmic
Imagine a horse tired from hard work and only eating hay all day. He carries out a macabre plan and succeeds...having his owner do the work he does for a month
On one occasion I saw a horse staring into his eyes, it was a horse that was walking children and I felt that he told me with his gaze: what are you looking at me?