Everything's so expensive these days!

I'm having some tub problems... I can't even believe the fare-a-faucet clog costs these days. All this hair clogging my drain, I don't even think I could Barrymore in that drain if I wanted to! It's been getting worse for several Diaz now, and I have to say that nothing is worse than having problems in the Liu... It really would take an angel to fix this mess!

Ms. Snagglepuss goes into the bathtub expecting a shower. Instead, as her date Mr. Joystick enters the bathtub with her, she discovers that she had found a grower.

Two professional wrestlers, who are married to each other, decided to wrestle each other in a bathtub. Both being equally experienced, they wrestled and wrestled for hours, until they finally decided that their match was a wash.

Pseudomonas is a bacterium that's commonly obtained from sharing hot tubs with people. A little known fact is that Leonardo da Vinci, a true innovator of his time, was the first to discover this bacterium, and used it as inspiration. A genuine man down to his bones, he didn't want pseudo-monas, he wanted the real deal. His muse became a woman he met in a hot tub, a woman named Lisa. This, my friends, is how the Mona Lisa was born.

bathtubs are just like my stomach. no matter how much you put in, it doesn't seem to ever overflow

@rayius

I'll never forget the time I had to spend the night in a hotel room next to the rock band, Chumbawamba... These guys may have made some famous song, but they were real jerks, keeping me and my family up all night blasting loud music! It was even shaking the walls and disturbing my wife in the bath. She said it was a real tub thumper!