Angus man who tried to fly drone into Perth Prison claimed Romanian circus stole his chihuahua

If “My dog ate my homework” is a plausible excuse, why not “A Romanian circus stole my chihuahua”?

This highly probable defense can be found at

https://www.thecourier.co.uk/fp/news/local/perth-kinross/1007095/angus-man-who-tried-to-fly-drone-into-perth-prison-claimed-romanian-circus-stole-his-chihuahua/

And let’s not even contemplate the mayhem that might ensue if a troupe of Albanian ballerinas were to come to town.

photo from linked article