RE: New Nylons For My Lady
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Now that is the most poetic way to describe how to put new nylons on ones lady. And how to release her musing passionate Spanish sound she'll make when getting fingered in the right way!
And Arrr, you've got the Skeleton! 😎
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Hehe, I wondered if someone would spot that. I actually meant to post about it. The good lady bought me it after she saw my disappointment at the dud piece of nonsense that she bought me. It's ridiculously sharp!!
Oh man, it has such an amazing attractive 'got-to-have' look to it! (Now, I know what I should have asked for my birthday.) Seen other brands try and copy the design, but they just do not have 'it'.
You sir are very much well understood by your misses. In this case, that is a true blessing!
Can it cut wood? Could one use in the kitchen io cut meat? One tool, that does it all.
I'd say it is worth a review, make it so!
Hehe, it is actually quite sparse compared to other folks but all I wanted was a blade, pliers and a screwdriver! Boom, it does all that.
I might have a go at the tree out the back. A true test of it's mettle 🤣🤣
I should review it though! Yes indeed!
Hahaha, all those things that are going to be put to the test. Almost feeling sorry for some objects that will be subjected to several stress tests. 😂
"Now, could you explain to me, again, why the bloody heck, you thought cutting one of our finest trees in our garden was logical...!?"
These kind of questions I had in the past and at the time of acting-before-thinking it always made sense. But then, with these type of questions after, the fun got drained straight out off it.
Just like: "Why do you men, never, ever, read the manual first and act as if you could have invented the darn thing yourselves! No wonder us women have a longer lifespan on average! Now hand me the manual!"
Ha, of course that is all fiction, as if this happens in real life. Tsssk, only the thought... 😁
I did get in trouble once when I walked to try out my new axe and had a go at a big giant bush. It didn't last long!!
I have been too scared to use the blade for much as it is so sharp I worry that it will never be that sharp ever again. How sad is that!
So most likely the garden is safe... For now!
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