There really is no toilet paper...
I went to check a few stores yesterday and there really is no toilet paper.
I checked Walmart first, out.
Next up was a local grocery store, out.
After that I decided to call a few places...
Everywhere I called, they were out too.
I ended up calling like 5 places.
(Source: https://www.123rf.com/photo_9015755_empty-roll-of-toilet-paper-on-metal-stand.html)
I knew people were hoarding it, but I didn't know it was that bad.
Well, it looks like a bunch of soft tissue napkins and strong Kleenex will be my next purchases! :)
Stay informed my friends.
-Doc
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I've always assumed that toilets are generally the same in design, anywhere in the world. That said, with all the commotion surrounding bog-roll shortages, I can imagine Western bathrooms don't have this neat nozzle-washer thing that us Asians have. Cleans your buttocks pretty well, and no bog-rolls needed (saves me a fortune ) 😉👍.
This is a weird awakening.
How do you use it ?
I see the useful of it.
I see the mess too.
Anyway you are ready if no paper available.
I'm already ready for the no toiler paper post-apocalypse 😃. There are many ways to use them. Primarily, when siting down, position the nozzle just underneath your balls, right between your legs. Once it's there, aim towards your anus, then shoot.
The mess is avoided by shooting towards to back of the bowl, so you won't splash bits of 💩💩 all over . Keep shooting until you think its clean, and toiler-paper can be used for drying the water, but you could use a towel too, if there's no TP 😆...
There is a lot of differences in toilet designs... I don't live in Asia, but we do have nozzle washers here too... There is so many urban legends about nozzle washers and what for certain people use them in addition to cleaning their butt...
It's very versatile, that's for sure 😆...
Yeah... I don't think the person who actually designed it meant it to be used in such many ways... But people have such vivid imagination...
We are going to have to cut down a bunch more trees
to save people from this epidemic.
Where are all the tree huggers now?
Perhaps they are thinking of using large leaves.
The tree huggers are still chained to the trees... They refused to unchain themselves even though their phones and tables did run out of battery.
I knew from the look on the old guys face,
as he strolled down the empty toilet paper aisle,
that he knew this was gonna hurt,
as he reached for the big bundle of Bounty paper towels.
Yep, next up are paper towels and napkins...
After that is fine grit sandpaper. Ouch
people are idiots. in a week or two stores will be having toilet paper sales after all the gullible idiots shocked the supply last week. Luckily, where I live we have these things called showers that you can have after taking a dump, if you didn't have any toilet paper. Some of us also have bidets, but our neighbors to the south in America confuse them for drinking fountains. There's also face cloths and washing machines, wet wipes, baby wipes, etc.
I wish I could find the people who blew tons of money on toilet paper, just so I could laugh at them for being so gullible.
The people hoarding the toilet paper are really out of touch and wasting money on toilet paper that they don't need. For me, I'm going real old school and truly renewable https://qph.fs.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-a3b88c220075d30e87d0e255ae7723f9 https://www.farmersalmanac.com/before-toilet-paper-24419 🤣
Just checked Home depot for paper towels all GONE!
Get soap, tissues and thick cleaning gloves ASAP, they will be the next things that will sell out soon. Every week hoarders will decide on different items they will need to survive the apocalypse.
It's not just toilet paper that is hard to find... A lot of things were out of stock today when I went to local supermarket.
That should read "Now you are in deep shit!" ;)
If you see any of it being sold on Amazon or eBay with outrageous prices then flag the sellers for abuse/price gouging.