[宝宝成长记#1] 换尿布

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宝宝已经快一个月了，一个小脸长成了个大肥坨。

粑粑还是个苕爸爸，啥也不会，得抓紧学习怎么掰你。

第一个就要学会怎么给你换尿布。

记得有一次，月嫂阿姨刚刚给你换掉一个尿布，抱你起来，你屁股光溜溜的，一瞬间尿飚了出来，拉到了房间的冰箱上，屎也飚了出来，噼里啪啦的砸在地板上，黄黄的，好大一坨脏了地板一片。

你把粑粑可惊呆了。

再看看你的表情，一副自在销魂的样子。

可伶粑粑，要给你打扫战场。

还有一次，正在给你换了新尿布，还没来得及系上，你就一股喷泉飚出，搞我们一个措手不及，然后湿了床单一片。

粑粑算是见识了你的威力。

再怎么样，苕粑粑也要学习给你换尿布。

这不，昨天自高奋勇亲自再来给你弄一次，又是落了关键流程，被月嫂阿姨，被妈妈一顿数落....

哎~~~~

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幸福吧？

等新鲜感过了就有的忙了。

我家两个都是这么过来的。

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