RE: Punday Monday 251

I invited some animals over to my pool party
It was all going well till elephant fell into the pool

Lion: oh no, elephant can't swim!

Me: of course he can, he has his trunks on

Zebra: this is not the time to make puns! Elephant is drowning!

Me: don't worry about it... ivorything's fine

Elephant: HEEEEELLLP!!

Me: ...

Me: wow, you're screaming pretty loudly, I guess you really want to be HERD.

Monkey: do something you fool!!!

Me: I am doing something, in fact I'm doing two things, watching elephant drown and making puns.
I guess you could say I'm good at multi-tusking😎

*unfortunately elephant didn't make it, but this information is irrelephant.