The Magic Coffee Pot

I just read this article and it made my skin crawl like never before, it is really impressive, like merging a deja vu, a hallucination, a chest bump, a sneeze, an orgasm, losing all my weight and floating in the air like a feather, is it destiny that forces me to tell my experience, I never believed in magic, nor in any supernatural manifestation, until I was the protagonist of that moment that changed my life and it all started over a cup of coffee.

I was 30 years old, I was obsessed with the good time I was having with my appearance, I kept looking at myself in the mirror, it was really pleasant to contemplate my beauty, people asked me if there was a bewitched portrait aging for me on a rooftop under lock and key, which made me feel powerful.

One day I woke up and while doing my self-esteem ritual in front of the mirror, I noticed a line of expression on my forehead, it was a slap of reality that time was giving me, that demon that relentlessly passes and leaves traces on the skin as indelible ink tattoos, I had to act immediately, my desire was to find a way to stop time in my body, prolong Youth, many were the rituals I tried without obvious results.

I consulted my destiny with a fortune teller, he promised to help me, he told me about the fountain of eternal Youth and the tree of life, it would only be enough to take a sip of that miraculous water, I was willing to do anything to fulfill my dream, one rainy morning I started my journey to that clandestine city "Silence Valley", when I arrived I had to look for an antique store in the center, it was not difficult to find it. Upon entering the store, the smells were penetrating, a cocktail of infusions, chamomile, mint, cinnamon, anise, mastranto, exotic spices, it was not a mixture, the aroma changed every minute.

I heard my name, it was the deep and forceful voice of a lady, she told me: — I am the one you are looking for, a special friend sent you for my help! — It was intimidating, she appeared out of nowhere, I was vulnerable at the moment, I was speechless, in her eyes there were enigmas, like a labyrinth for hypnosis, she continued speaking: — That motive that brings you here, is longing of many, fortune of few, magic is sustained under a law of balance, something gives you, something takes away, I warn you that it won't be easy, there are tests to overcome! — I took a deep breath, I was afraid, but my desire to be young until death was much greater, I answered: - I will do whatever it takes! - and then I looked the lady in the face.

Her gaze was sharp and invasive, she walked around the place serene and confident, finally she sat down on a spacious sofa of yesteryear, then she placed on the table a golden coffee pot, glass with gold perhaps, it looked like a jewel of royalty, the silence of the woman was desperate, minutes that seemed like hours and finally she spoke: — The fountain under the tree is guarded by ambitious and unscrupulous sorcerers, now is not a good time to follow that path, fortunately for you, there is something better in my hands, but tell me one thing, if you had a complementary wish for one night, what would you ask for? - My imagination flew and I lost my gaze.

Once I manage to park the youth, I will give a party in the most luxurious room of the most exclusive hotel of the most powerful city in the world, admission rights reserved, only the most important celebrities in the world, the most powerful according to Forbes, the most influential according to Time magazine, the most beautiful according to People magazine, the bells will ring to announce my entrance, and upon seeing me, may each and every one of the attendees fall in love with me, as if from the pores of my skin the aroma of enchantment, cupid's love juice, as Shakespeare says in "A Midsummer Night's Dream".

More silence from him, I could see the irony in his gaze — It's not simple what you ask for, it's ambitious, but predictable! — He took the coffee pot and poured a cup of coffee, then from one of his pockets he took out a couple of coffee seeds, he said to me: — Listen carefully, because I will only repeat once, look at these seeds, they are magic, I was stripped of 777 kilos of them and I want to get them back, life taught me not to underestimate anyone, so.... if you help me to recover them, I will teach you to take your brain to the limit of its potential, and with that, you will have the will to look for the formula to stop the aging of your organism, where there is fertile soil, there is an answer, there is a solution and you will always find what you are looking for — He took out a map and continued — Here is the location of my seeds, don't ask any more questions, just do what you have to do and come back with them, from my coffee pot you will take a cup of coffee that will make you invisible, only your body, so you must act naked to leave no traces, the effect will stop with intervals and without warning, which means that at some point you will be exposed totally naked, I can't offer you more, nobody said it would be easy, but youth is worth the effort — I took the cup and left the antique store believing I was invisible Indiana Jones.

I do not know how to explain what happened, maybe my body did not know how to assimilate the potion, or it had a side effect of which I was not informed, surely the mysterious woman intended to observe me through her crystal ball to laugh at me, the truth is that I had mental gaps, hallucinations, I could not concentrate on the plan, my memory was that of a fish, I arrived at the indicated station, an airport on vacation, the area where supposedly were the 777 kilos of magic seeds, was totally armored, it looked like the bank with the gold reserves of the whole world, I did not feel capable and complete, completely naked, suddenly I was visible and everyone began to insult me, I could only think of shouting: — Not only beaches, I demand also a nudist airport, we are already in the 21st century! — and the green action began.

The security guards ran after me to stop me, people were crying with laughter and recording with their cell phones, the guards caught me, they were about to give me an electric shock for immoral behavior, suddenly I became invisible again and I escaped, I was disappointed of the moment and with altered perception, but minutes later I decided to live the moment, I was invaded by idleness and entered the nearest restaurant, I took several wooden sticks, those that are used to clean teeth, and began to prick the buttocks of the people in the waiting room, it was fun, adrenaline at its best, everyone screamed and fled.

I ran out and ran into a coffee caterer, the cup was $10 worth, it was Kopi Luwak coffee, I grabbed a can and ran like flash, feeling safe, I screamed at the top of my lungs — I will be young forever! — and it's real, I will not rest until I achieve it.