I was listening to @crimsonclad's MSP Waves show yesterday and she mentioned British Columba published guidelines for having safe sex during COVID-19 and it is not what you expect.

The British Columbia for Disease Control published special guidelines for practicing safe sex during COVID-19.

The first suggestion is to ask your partner if they are feeling unwell or have any symptoms of COVID-19. They also suggest keeping contact information for your partner if you need to contact them later. So far, it sounds like a good start to a hot date night.

Before sex and after sex, it is suggested you watch your entire body with soap and water.

If you get this far, you should wear a mask while having sex and no kissing.

This is where shit gets weird, and I'll quote it directly.

"Use barriers, like walls (e.g., glory holes), that allow for sexual contact but prevent close face-to-face contact."
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So the Canadian government is suggesting glory holes to protect you from COVID-19. I thought this was a joke until I looked it up myself. Unlike most jokes, this one keeps giving.

Someone created a spoof official-looking poster on Staying Safe at the Glory Hole which is absolutely hysterical.

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Remember to Peek Before you Poke!. If only more people took this recommendation, the world would be a safer place.

You really have to give this post a good read before going forward, I'll wait.

Ok, I did say this is a gift that keeps giving.

YouPorn heard of this and expressed solidarity with British Columbia and offered $100,000 to install Glory Holes around the providence.

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The closure of this letter just wins the Internet for the day "See you on the other side!".

You can't buy advertising like this.

Oh ya, they also recommended dental dams.

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