Punday Monday 342!

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Welcome to Punday Monday!

tl;dr

Make a pun about the topic of the week,
This week’s topic is news!
Here's how to make a pun, if you don't know: https://peakd.com/contest/@improv/puns-and-prizes-learn-to-pun-easy-fun-anybody-can-be-a-hit-at-parties

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Pull up a stool, order a spiked PUNch, and get to know some of the regulars. I'm your PUNtender, @improv.

How To Make a Pun

This contest is open to everyone. Here's a handy dandy guide on how to make a pun: Learn to Pun

Rules for the PUN-test:

  • If you hope to win a prize [1 100% upvote per punster, 2 HSBI for a win), your pun must be your original work
  • Puns must be relevant to the topic of the week to win a prize, but they can be very loosely related.

Last Week's Punday Monday:

Here is last week's Punday Monday, and all the puns that were eligible to win this week are in the comments!

Hang on to your PUNderwear. The Winner of This Week's PUNday Monday Is...

OH, WAS THAT NOT ENOUGH POMP AND CIRCUMSTANCE FOR YOU?

How’s THIS:

DRUMROLL PLEASE…..

@quinnertronics! AGAIN!

This Week's Pun Topic Is:

Football
As in
There’s a few geeks drinking their herbal beverages near us while we’re playing football. There’s 4 tea nigh nerds.

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Why did the football player bring string to the game?

To tie up the score!

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Most news is anything but new. Why do they call old news news? It's the opposite of new or news. And it usually gives folks the blues.

This post has been manually curated by the VYB curation project

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Is the topic football or news? Depending if you like Taylor swift or not, you might be interested in both!

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Whoops! It's football, but considering my mixup, I'll reward both!

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An average Nigerian watches football just like we’re ready to crash our opponents for our next Afcon game

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When the football champions get a call from the president to congratulate them, it's called the "super bowl ring"

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Why do football scouts always have a pocket full of loose change?

Because they always make sure they get their quarter back!

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