Punday Monday 341

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Welcome to Punday Monday!

tl;dr

Make a pun about the topic of the week,
This week’s topic is news!
Here's how to make a pun, if you don't know: https://peakd.com/contest/@improv/puns-and-prizes-learn-to-pun-easy-fun-anybody-can-be-a-hit-at-parties

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How To Make a Pun

This contest is open to everyone. Here's a handy dandy guide on how to make a pun: Learn to Pun

Rules for the PUN-test:

  • If you hope to win a prize [1 100% upvote per punster, 2 HSBI for a win), your pun must be your original work
  • Puns must be relevant to the topic of the week to win a prize, but they can be very loosely related.

Last Week's Punday Monday:

Here is last week's Punday Monday, and all the puns that were eligible to win this week are in the comments!

Hang on to your PUNderwear. The Winner of This Week's PUNday Monday Is...

OH, WAS THAT NOT ENOUGH POMP AND CIRCUMSTANCE FOR YOU?

How’s THIS:

DRUMROLL PLEASE…..

@quinnertronics!

This Week's Pun Topic Is:

news
As in
Taylor Swift has been in football news lately. She has a t-high-t-endency to watch #87’s games

I'm So Good at Puns

If you've never punned before, it might seem like magic! You can do it, too! Learn how in My Free How-To Guide on Punning!

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In 1897, Adolph S. Ochs, the owner of The New York Times, created the famous slogan "All the News That's Fit to Print"

... Because they only had so much space to work with!

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In 2020, the end sars protest took place in Nigeria and a lot of people were killed. The “News” spread across the world

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What was the only newspaper approved by Julius Caesar throughout his entire empire?

The New Roman Times!

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There’s a boiling scandal happening in California right now. Everyone is talking about it, apparently governor News-om has been discovered to have been born in China but came in through the CIA via project Mocking Bird to rule the west coast.

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Why did the news article go to therapy? It had too many issues

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I'd like to tell you where I found my new job at the newspaper warehouse-but that's classified information.

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