Punday Monday 296

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Welcome to Punday Monday!

tl;dr

Make a pun about the topic of the week,
This week’s topic is smoothie!
Here's how to make a pun, if you don't know: https://peakd.com/contest/@improv/puns-and-prizes-learn-to-pun-easy-fun-anybody-can-be-a-hit-at-parties

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New To Punday?

Pull up a stool, order a spiked PUNch, and get to know some of the regulars. I'm your PUNtender, @improv.

How To Make a Pun

This contest is open to everyone. Here's a handy dandy guide on how to make a pun: Learn to Pun

Rules for the PUN-test:

  • If you hope to win a prize [1 100% upvote per punster, 2 HSBI for a win), your pun must be your original work
  • Puns must be relevant to the topic of the week to win a prize, but they can be very loosely related.

Last Week's Punday Monday:

Here is last week's Punday Monday, and all the puns that were eligible to win this week are in the comments!

Hang on to your PUNderwear. The Winner of This Week's PUNday Monday Is...

OH, WAS THAT NOT ENOUGH POMP AND CIRCUMSTANCE FOR YOU?

How’s THIS:

DRUMROLL PLEASE…..

@vaynard86

This Week's Pun Topic Is:

Smoothie

This is one I used for my quiz on Sunday night on Pop.in!

I like my friends like I like my smoothies: Sweet, fruity, and keeping me regular

I'm So Good at Puns

If you've never punned before, it might seem like magic! You can do it, too! Learn how in My Free How-To Guide on Punning!

Related Content:

  • @freewritehouse offers writing and word-smithing contests every week
  • https://bit.ly/improvonpopin to join me on a gaming app where I host funny trivia on Sunday nights, and Spades, Hearts, and Liar’s dice on Monday, Tuesday, and Wednesday


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There was a criminal that would rob nothing but the local Jamba Juice. Got away with it too. He was a smoothie criminal.

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Why did the banana go out with the smoothie?

Because it couldn't find a better date!

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I once made a coozie out of yarn for my fresh smoothies that I enjoy for breakfast ....it was a real authentic fruit of the loom

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Why are smoothies hard to be found? Because it always get blended in easily with the crowd.

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