Punday Monday 240!
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tl;dr
Make a pun about the topic of the week,
This week’s topic is cereal.
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Last Week's Punday Monday:
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This Week's Pun Topic Is:
Cereal
As in,
The flakes were making fun of the raisins: “We don’t need you around! Without you, what would we be?”
But the raisins just cried.
“Oh, we’re sorry,” said the flakes, “We tease!”
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Many people don't know that most cereals are shipped from an entirely different country.
It is what gets you up and going in the morning.
It is the most imported meal of the day.
Pun within a Pun
Reply here to say.....
What kind of cereal a certain person eats.
My British friend eats Cheerios.
All of the scientists in Antarctica eat frosted flakes.
My dog eats scooty bumpers.
I heard that Kurt Cobain's favorite cereal was Kellogg's Smacks
Betty White (R.I.P) ate Golden Grams.
Brian Welch eats Korn flakes.
I was trying to think of a good nu-metal joke, but most of them were pretty korny
In the morning, I often find myself gravitating towards a bowl of honey combs, even though it usually leaves my hair stuck in knots all day.
My shins are left in bruises after a bowl of KIX.
Corn flakes are made from those dry patches behind their ears
Well, Mikey likes it, so we let him do as he pleases
Cereal with bones it will be nice Punday 👍
Having a great attitude is important, but a great day starts with a nutritious breakfast... It's my lucky charm!
Sometimes I notice that I tip the scale If I don't have a balanced breakfast.
the road to be Wellville starts with a bowl of Kellogg's in the morning.
Congrats Absolute!
One of my sons favorite foods and snacks when he was a baby was this nice oat cereal. What I think he loved though, was when he finished a bowl, we would give him a great cheer(io) as a way to get him to eat more. Still loves them today!
My baby is going to be a math genius, I exclusively feed her quadratic formula
Hahah nice!
I'm trying to eat healthy rather than having chocolate for breakfast I'm having grains. I can see real progress.
Eating oat granola in the morning helps with the headaches I always get. It is really the only one of my grains that I enjoy.
Someone went cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs and literally shredded all the Wheaties. Looks like the work of a cereal killer…
Wait, I think I've come up witha better one:
Did you hear about the guy who pledged to eat only Cheerios every day for breakfast for the rest of his life? He's a cereal monogamist.
There is a story breaking fast in the news about Raisin Bran. I hear it is a big scoop
What's the other one?
One particular breakfast cereal was invented by a fellow who worked at a winery.
His job was to determine the sex of the vines and remove the male plants.
He thought destroying the plants was a waste so he made a cereal from them.
Grape Nuts!
Your just have some honey bunches of jokes, don't you?
I have the dads gift.
I'm Special K.
What is the deal with breakfast cereal marshmallows?
Count Chocula? More like COUNT CHALKULA!
I'm a food critic for a small regional newspaper in Kansas, but this week I am being paid to put in some good words about a local cereal manufacturer. It's a real puff piece.
Do you know what Cheerios are made of?
Hole grains!
I'll never forget one day when I was chilling with my boy Milo, and we were low on Kashi, but were still looking to have a good time. He wanted to Go Lean, or maybe have a Cap N Crunch a few, but I was in the mood for Special K- so we compromised and just did some Puffins, drank a few Pops and decided to bowl. That's Life for you, you gotta milk it for what it's worth!
I haven't seen Milo in a while, I fear our friendship has gone stale. I would invite him over to play some video games, but my console's registration is expired or something. I think it has something to do with the Nintendo Serial System.
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Wow a new advert just came in now rasin in flavours. I was shocked it felt cereal.