RE: Unbalanced Drool

I have an idea

I will live for another 30 years probably.
probably exactly 30. so i will be seventy sex years old. cuz that is a nice number since i was born in ninenteen seventy sex.

so.
you will probably live another 60 years.

cuz then you will be ninety-six. you can't be ninety-sex cuz you're not sexy like me hehe

I'M MAKING THE RULES HERE.

so. if we agree to these stipulations... and we do.
then you should begin spending all the time socializing with me for the next 30 years.

then the balance will be - a happy dreemie with lots of fun pen! and then after i die - i don't know any better anyway. and then you're free to do no socializing after i die.

i see this as a win for you, a win for me, a win for society, and a win for all the people who never have to talk to you for 30 years.

ok. in 3...2...1.. START NOW!