RE: Punday Monday 286!

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How come buildings that store clothes for shipping aren't called wear houses?

Professional boxers really do punch in and out of work.

Cartographers hate it when I joke about their parchment choices, but rulers!!!...
That's where they draw the line.

I work at a grocery store...You gotta be careful there.
The produce department has eyes and ears everywhere.
The deli is the wurst. They leave the parmesan rinds on the floor! Cheeses Crust!
Something smells fishy back in meat and seafood. Don't get me wrong. I got no beef with them.
The bakery is shady. Something is rising up but I have no proof.
Everyone in the pharmacy always seems to be watching me....or.. maybe that's the drugs.

Maybe I should get another job.....but it's where I have worked since 2001. (no pun)
Happy New Year Everyone! :)



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That's a lot of wonderful puns! You should write them professionally!

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