New year resolutions nobody talks about
Another year, another time to pretend to have socially acceptable resolutions to show that you're "growing" as a person. Whereas. the only part likely to grow is your belly, Here are some resolutions we all think about but never share:
I resolve to call my parents more: Mom, I know you're lonely, but if you talk about me getting married or having a kid every single time we speak, I can't.
So, I resolve to tune out the nagging and just chime in with hmm, okay while working on Excel datasets.I resolve to zone out: No, I can't meditate. It makes me itchy and restless. But for 10 minutes, I will just stare into space without a thought in my head, then return to a million things buzzing in my head. But for 10 minutes, I resolve to give my machine a rest.
I resolve to crash diet and call it intermittent fasting: Nope, we know the world consists of two types of people: those who can stick to a healthy, nutritional diet and the others who try every fad diet but evade the most important diet ever- discipline.
I resolve to send my old friends a new meme: My friend from sixth grade who would swap lunchboxes with me—you are awesome. Although, as a writer, I should be able to send you long paragraphs of text expressing how important you are, I am an idiot. So, at least I can send you a funny meme to put a smile on your face.
I resolve to eat better simply by ordering out less: As a kid, when you have no money, you can look at the food you adore like a Darwinian orphan but still go back to good ol' home-cooked food. As an adult, instant gratification is just a click away. I want to order less, save more money.
I resolve to gossip less: This is a bad habit. I live vicariously through some juicy gossip, so this year I just want to break the chain and gossip less, and maybe even try to be the gossip fodder myself.(flips hair).
I resolve to remember the horrible feeling of a hangover: Every single time I drink, it is followed by two hours of pleasure and twelve hours of pain. It baffles me why I want to introduce acid into my body that feels like it is eating my insides. So, this year, I'll try to remember that feeling and drink less.
Good list. Hehe! Love it that your crash diet is actually fasting. 🥳❤️✨💕💕
Happy New Year
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What a list!
That first one is so common, 'I resolve to call and keep in touch more'... How untrue😂
Thoss fastings and dieting only last for a few days before one goes back to the old habits😂
I enjoyed this.
The time of the year to deceive ourselves again and forget about it in two months..
ah that old chestnut.
love the sidecomments on the lists sounds like me when I'm talking to myself when I have my own commentary on my thoughts or why its dumb lol
I agree with the first one. But, it's awkward when my mother asks me if I am pregnant, not made less awkward by the fact that she's dead.
Yay! 🤗
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Beautiful decisions you've made my dear friend especially on the side of not drinking much.
Nice lists nevertheless... Happy New Year friend
But for reals tho, most people that I know who claim their doing intermittent fasting has some issue somewhere....
And people should really go through your resolutions. Number seven especially for those who drink. More lives would be saved.