On a date

Have you fought like dogs, especially when you meet someone after a long time? Mmm thousand memories and most of them are bad one. What if they remain your foe I mean X or foe. Both terms are the same lol.

I saw him in the hotel.I just wanted to ignore him but instead he approached me. Why? Because I was looking at a hot chick, he was accompanied by new girlfriend. I felt sorry and we were not speaking yet our thoughts were chit chat.

Me ; Zayn, your choice got so bad after me. Did you got her at the festival as a money saving item?
He ; Yeah in the same way I found you while bargaining for a few bucks.
Me ; Lol what were you doing there? It was the ladies undergarments section.
He; I was just following the posters of Gigi Hadid.
Me; Got you, (glancing at his phone ) did you update your phone looking cheap like your…
He; Not exactly gifted by her. She promised that on next birthday she will donate her kidney for giving me an iphone.
Me : Beware bro her physical health indicates that she already donated one .
He ; You detective kitten, I saw your highly funded man on Instagram.
Me ; Hmm it was hang out he lost his crypto asset so I gave him time as sympathy 😉
He ; He had the perfect moustache just you wanted, did you ask for them?
Me ; They were fake. He lost his original hair as he applied hair removal cream of his ex accidently on face

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His girlfriend rolled her eyes and we both got the culprit at the same time.🙂
Zayn and Riya come join me.I invited both after these eyes chit chat. While she pulled the chair for him, my right leg operated. He was in my feet 🤣 (mehboob ap k qadmon main ). I winked my eyes to welcome him. Dinner started. I noted he was trying to touch my phone.

He ; What's the password? I wanted to glance at your portfolios.
Me ; It's not your name bro I changed you with crypto and guess what even LUNA is more expensive than you. Lol
He ; Black colour suits you, it's resembling with your heart.
Me ; Yeah and you are already heartless, ruthless, shameless and everything less.
He ; I love you sweetheart
Me ; I don't have feeling for you little chipmunk
He ; I can give you Tesla.
Me ; Keep that toy car in your own pocket.
She,realising our faces were getting red, intervened. Would you like to have a zinger burger?
We both looked at food.
Me ; It was your favourite!
He ; as it was toxic like you, left eating it.
Me ; I left coffee, it was tasteless like your company.
He; You left me Anna and I remained in depression.
Me; Yups I was that depressed you in your status and stories.
He stood up surprised.
He ; You were stalking me, Miss. We both have voices now.
Riya watched him and her facial expression looked shocked.
Me; Mr.Cool you moved on firstly. You wanted change so I gave it to you. It was enough as my emotional tears were rolling smoothly. I took my purse and rushed to leave my place until he pulled me back. What was in his eyes love or hate?
Me ; "I hate you. "
He ; " I love you too."

( The writer is perfect in creating crisps and fun in writing by exaggerating the unexpected situations.)
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