Don't fall into this trap

It's being said that guests are the blessing of the Lord but the gifted angels might be the only blessing for their parents. For the host they are rascals. What they will do at your home, cry loud I guess there is an echo sound in their throat(only for the purpose of screaming😒). I cant listen to their shrill voice but for their parents it's like symphony 😼.

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They love playing but with what 🤧 with my books, my headphones, my jewellery and last time one kid opened the cupboard and started yanking my outfits out. Honestly I wanted to close him into the same cupboard 🥴 such rascals.(But I didn't as such chipy rodents, will eat my clothes in hunger )

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Their appetite level rises when they see you eating .Sometimes I have to starve in my own home because such nutcrackers are in my home. They have to see your phone screen too. I remembered a little girl hardly 6 years of age asked me (kis sy bat kr rhe ho )

with whom you are talking to 🙄

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my parents never asked me this question and who you are🤨. I wanted to hit her with same phone by saying "with your dad" 🤣 such sneaky pekay kids deserve the same response. But I didn't do that as I knew her suspicious mom might think I was doing the same 😂 (judiciary will be opened for me)so cant afford 2 dramas in a single day.

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About the older guests, they are interested in you. They want to know where do you study, how many grades do you get, how many male students read with you😬, how much time you spend on social media and don't you dare to tell them about your earnings. I did the same blunder and abundance of gusts with an intention of proposal as a bumper prize for revealing this secret 🤐 so now I replay

"deer aunt I waste all my time, go and post an FIR against me " 😂

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And few are curious in your personal life, they ask questions about your prayers, like wow 😬 no security for private life. I wanted to instruct them " come 5 times at the right time of prayer I will show you the answer". But I am afraid they might appear as request acceptance.

Few will ask "where you have bought an outfit or jewelry". You have to tell them the whole location and interrogation don't stop here they want to know about the price too 😏 such humiliation. To avoid the confusion I often say "it's a gifted item". Another savage question," who gives you a lot of such gifts "? my savage reply " my boyfriend" 🤥😬 what else I can say.

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Few netizens have to criticize you and your life. "Why did you choose zoology? Are you going to become an animal doctor? ". I wanted to reply to them "

to treat animals like you who are wandering freely to poke their noses into others life "

(They deserve to be in zoos)

Oh your height is so short, you have to find short heighted partner " . I don't want to answer this question lol.

Why you would go for job, if he is already settled",I wanted to reply, "as I want to use my energies and not preferred the become person like you who have escaped from jungle"

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And about uncle, hmmm they ask,"Do you have any interest in current affairs ? And when I start speaking their mouth is opened like a dinosaur. So to cover their defeat they just reply " girls have less knowledge we know the depth more ". Deer uncle, people like you are spreading your poison everywhere so no way for lotus to grow ".

  • Have you encountered any such situation in which the guests do all their best to embarrass you. Their actions look unethical to smash your privacy. Or you are being annoyed by their presence and wished you shouldn't have them no matter in hell or heaven.

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  • Disclaimer;

Writer is pro in attaching the additional stories just to create laugh, no one should take it personal, or become judgemental about the society or even about the writer too.

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They're simply everywhere with their long noses and wide mouths. Everything and anything concerns them. I have 3 little locusts at home, now I can't do anything with my phone again without them invading my privacy

Sometimes I wish I can just dump them in the waste bin and dispose them improperly

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Haha, locusts 🤣 I loved this Phrase. Think in wide scope might be throwing them into dustbin will make you close to Dustin too 😁 might be homeless 🤣 I don't understand why kids have to do with elder peoples gadgets 🤥 play with your own Nah😂 !LOL

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😂😂😂
Let them be homeless please. And the way they sneak up on you with stealthy footsteps, you'd think they're assassins😂😂
They'd never play with their own gadgets, they want to be 'adulting'. Well, they'll soon see this adult life

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Hehe if would think into the depth we both ages are fighting, they want to get adult and we want to get back the perks of childhood 😁 ok it's a serious topic. People say think thousand times before doing anything. And I say think million times before loving and adoring a kid because this attachment would be massive for you in future 😂

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I wonder why kids disturb so much nowadays, the things we do not see as fun are fun to them, imagine coming to play with your earphones, things which are out of their age, 🤣🤣🤣

Leave it for him, if not you would hear a loud cry. 🤣🤣🤣

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Haha I know they will cry and I would have to face the judiciary for my actions that's why I often take my little revenge 🤣

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🤣🤣🤣🤣, that's when you would be happy a little about it

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Have you encountered any such situation in which the guests do all their best to embarrass you.

I definitely have, my paternal aunt is the worse when it comes to all these especially if she visits with her troublesome daughter that's as pokenosing as her. She finds fault in everything and honestly one day I was fed up I gave her the right answer she deserved and she saw it as an insult but who cares?

The thing of the child really cracked me up🤣, I would definitely lock that child in the cupboard and when I'm asked, I'll say "he got in and shut it against himself and now he's stuck, I did notice, oh! Poor thing so sorry"! But don't you dare do that to a child that can talk like an adult else you'll be on your own🤣

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Who cares 😂 this straightforward attitude suits when your family supports you. But on the other hand, they have more sympathies for the guests 😒😁 shishh I did something with that kid too. I pretended as he fell into the water but behind the scene, it was me who showered her 🪣 in the winter 😼 but I have to tolerate her for the upcoming days as my parents said that she shouldn't go back home as She is affected with winter 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 !LOL.

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🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣.

Your secret is safe with me🤣

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Kids are fucking disturbing. They can play with anything...😂😂

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But they shouldn't play with our things 🤥 play with your dad's hair, mom's jewellery or phone but don't do this to me 😒😂 but who listens to me

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They won't. I just remembered what I did to my parents when I wad a kid. I will write about it...😂😂

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Hehe, I will be happy to read more of such funny stuff 😁

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Sure. I will publish.. You rock...👍

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Kids, only the Lord knows what my eyes have seen with those bunch. Don't get me wrong, I love kids but do I think they're overly annoying? Yes, yes I do

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Haha kids are adorable who are having manners. I am the person who spent a lot of good time with my niece and nephew but they don't irritate me. Thanks for stopping here .

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