👨‍💻 The Weekly ASEAN Hive "Hot Goss" 🤐 #60 ☕ Coffee Pranks, Quadbike Chicken & Lions On The Loose 🦁

about 1 year ago

Greetings Hivers, welcome to the Weekly ASEAN Hive "Hot Goss", where I @justinparke dig up false ASEAN Hive rumors and spread even more, but all in satirical fun and support of Southeast Asian content on Hive.

♨️ WEEKLY ASEAN HIVE "HOT GOSS #60 🤫

☕ Coffee Pranks, Quadbike Chicken & Lions On The Loose 🦁

^{March 22nd, 2023
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^{by: @tommyl33 (click pic to go to post)}

When was the last time you played a classic game of chicken? This modern form of Quadbike Chicken involves two humans and two ATVs, and only one human can win (walk away unharmed).

When winning means walking away uninjured, you can assume this new activity is not marketed towards foreign tourists. Chicken is a very simple game if you've never heard of it. It simply involves two humans moving toward each other at great speed, usually on motorized transport, and whoever turns away from a potential collision first is the loser.

^{by: @nurul-uli (click pic to go to post)}

The BEST COFFEE PRANK OF ALL TIME recently took place in Indonesia, and as you can see it involved placing the coffee upside down on the serving plate.

If one of your friends ever goes to grab the coffees fro the counter for you and brings back a situation like this, you know you've got a cheeky friend with a even cheekier sense of humor. Legend has it this coffee is still sitting on this very table because nobody has ever figured out how to consume it.

^{by: @yzamazing (click pic to go to post)}

The LIONS ARE ON THE LOOSE IN CEBU, and if you happen to encounter them don't make eye contact or any sudden movements. This careless ASEAN Hiver found herself in the presence of three lions, and instead of backing away slowly she pulled her phone out and began snapping pics of these gigantic deadly kitties.

Authorities are now searching for this pack of lions in the local forest. It's rumored they were the illegal pets of a local mafioso, but when they became too large to keep in the house the owner decided to set them free instead of turning them over to the government or some kind of animal welfare organization.

Until Next Time ASEAN Hivers....

Don't forget that this curation is merely fictional satire, so don't take anything I write too seriously.

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