Greetings Hivers, welcome to the Weekly ASEAN Hive "Hot Goss", where I @justinparke dig up false ASEAN Hive rumors and spread even more, but all in satirical fun and support of Southeast Asian content on Hive.

♨️ WEEKLY ASEAN HIVE "HOT GOSS #15" 🤫

🥸 Cruel Pranks, Marathon Fails, & Malaysian Gangs 🏃‍♂️

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     Have you ever chipped your tooth attempting to eat a piece of fruit that turned out to be a stone? Well, over in Myanmar this Hiver made some STRAWBERRY STONES TO DESTROY THE MOUTHS OF HER ENEMIES. For far too long fruit thieves have been coming in the middle of the night to take bites out of her crop, so this young lady had enough.

     She began collecting stones and painting them to look like various fruits, starting with strawberries. This low-tech defense system is proving to be very effective because she has to sweep copious amounts of shattered thief teeth every morning.

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     Now off to Thailand where a group of FARANGS FAILED HORRIBLY IN A THAI MARATHON. What happens when a bunch of farangs attempt to run in a prestigious Chiang Mai Marathon?

     Well, they sweat a lot, and the Thai public comes out to douse them with buckets of water mid-marathon, causing them to seek refuge in a local bar. By the time they were dry they were also a little buzzed and all the runners headed out in different directions.

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     Malaysia is home to the notorious Stripies Gang, a group of violent old men hellbent on destruction and chaos. Thankfully the local authorities have banned public gatherings of these individuals, identified by their black and white striped shirts.

     Well, because of the new law, when two gang members accidentally encounter each other in public, one of them has to flee to avoid potential penalities. Our Hiver mangaged to CAPTURE TWO STRIPIES GANG MEMBERS ON CAMERA in a local eatery, footage that will surely get him killed if this secret goes beyond the blockchain 🤐.

Until Next Time ASEAN Hivers....

     Don't forget that this curation is merely fictional satire, so don't take anything I write too seriously.

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