Testify - A 240 character story

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Kofi has been reigned before court for rape.
He's denied the allegations but nobody believes him.
He talks to his lawyer who speaks to his doctor.
The doctor comes to court to save him by saying, "Your honour, I testify that Kofi is impotent".


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(Edited)

Good the doctor knows all about it, although even impotent men can rape. Better not ask what all is used to rape people.

I.wish you a happy day. 💕

O.s. what is puxresteemer?

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I was just about to ask you what impotent men use to rape...lol.

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According to my father (doctor) men are seldom impotent (change your partner).

What about sticks, bottles... Have a look in prison.

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You mean the person you are with could determine your arousal?

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Partly yes. If you do not feel attracted to someone you can be impotent. I doubt the one accused in your story is a man of 80 years old.

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Lol,he's a young man. Didn't know that about impotency. I wonder why lots of men suffer from it if it's that simple

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It is that simple. Never heard many young men suffer from it. Lack of self confidence, feeling insure might be a reason too. The expections people have from sex? In reality it is not as great as you see in the movies and for sure not what is shown in porn movies.
It is like most things, you have to grow into it, practise and have the right partner. No person is the same, we all have our likes and dislikes.

I wish you a great Sunday. I will go to get my wood stove back now. 👍🏻💕

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Thanks for the enlightenment
Happy Sunday too

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