3 years on Steem: Aka, the reason why there's a wet spot in my pants.
So, apparently I've been on Steemit for 3 years now. In some turbo virgin way, I suppose this is a milestone to hit. I didn't set out with any goals really when I joined here, but, at the same time I didn't really think I'd still be around after a handful of years. I figured people would be pretty god damn bored of reading the nonsensical shit I write while I rub my limp dick in hand. But, I guess you guys are still coming back here and there in between all your hentai and sobbing into a dilapidated fleshlight over how the new Star Wars ruined the already shit caked franchise. Anyways, just wanted to make a quick post saying I genuinely appreciate all the interactions and support you sweet baby boi's have given me over the past 3 years. Seriously, thank you. Here's to another 3 years if I don't wind up banished to the shadow realm, much like our lord and savior Jesus Christ was over two thousand and twenty years ago.
And, I guess I'll just make a little special shout out to the following users who help keep me here on the site. I'll also just go ahead and say you're all a bunch of cuties who I would just give a big old fucking smooch to. I am but a weak, moist man in all of your dojo's of testosterone: @hitmeasap @Blewitt @Strawhat @Gooddream @Modernzorker @Overkillcoin @Galenkp <3 you wonderful pussyboi's. I know I haven't been super active over the past two weeks, but give me a few days and I'll be posting dumb shit once again. Just gotta survive these nasty, horrendous fucking anti biotics that I'm currently on.
Anyways, later slutterbutts.
Nothing wrong with being moist.
Good to have you around, and good luck with the antibiotics...I hope they clear the
rashproblem up. Lol.The sad thing is, these anti biotics are basically spreading my cheeks and waddling their way in with a dildo covered in spikes. I am having such a huge array of side effects, I almost would rather just maybe try injecting pepper spray mixed with some carolina reaper hot sauce into the infection instead.
But, thanks, man :)
Sounds...Just a little uncomfortable. Antibiotics do the job mostly, but are fucking brutal on the system.
Save that hot sauce for your burgers...
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once you get over this bizarre string of mystery illnesses I am sure the masses will be looking forward to your well-thought out take on the world in general.. Or barring that, some Apex Legends footage at the minimum.
Worst case scenario, I'll change shit up and just become the most diseased man in the world. Then I can be both the most greasy and sickly, baby. Fuck yeah.
But, yeah, my body is behaving more ridiculously than Neil god damn Breen. Can't even get anything done by a doctor to actually fix the issue until the 31st, gotta love that American healthcare.