Hey STEEM MONSTERS, are YOU TIRED of CLAIMING TO BE A CARD GAME? @aggroed IS LYING, SM is NOT a CARDGAME! Gods UNCHAINED IS!!!

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Mournful salute and reverence,
Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the Law.

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Greetings.

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After MONTHS of HEARING LIES from the mouth of
this more than unsavory and pompously arrogant person,
the one referring to himself as @aggroed...

Well NOW YOU GOT ALL THE AGGRO!

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I am WELL READ about COLLECTIBLE CARD GAMES
and have a CURRICULUM to back my claims of expertise,
AS I HAVE BEEN PLAYING AND SPECIALIZING IN THIS FIELD
since 1993, while most of you were merely swimming,
up your progenitors primordial soup...

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@steemmonsters is NOT a FUCKING CARD GAME!
I AM ENRAGED by that fact,
as I AM ONE OF THE MAVERICKS,
meaning that I bought
OVER 2000 GODDAMN PACKS,
of the ALPHA PRINT RUN!!!

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So, @aggroed, do NOT dare TELL ME I DON'T KNOW MY SHIT!

I have to say that I wish my contempt for lies
did not spill on @crystalhuman and @yabapmatt,
as they are NOT targeted, neither is actually @aggroed:
Even as unpleasant and ugly Jessy Reich actually is,
(oh, Jessy Reich is @aggroed's ACTUAL name)
I have NO TIME to pursue a personal vendetta on here,
like some less evolved sapiens seem to appreciate around this forest...

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But I DIGRESS!!!

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Here is THE FIRST TRUE COLLECTIBLE CARD GAME
on the Ethereum blockchain!!!

https://godsunchained.com

the game is TRULY FREE2PLAY,
meaning that EVEN if you do NOT
invest ANY money, you can still
play & enjoy the game,
acquire VALUABLE CARDS,
progress in the game and
have an actual chance to WIN!!!
AND WE ALL LIKE "W"'s!!!

Don't WASTE any more TIME playing
THAT AWFULLY LAME EXCUSE
FOR A CARD GAME!
DUMP @steemmonsters NOW!

PLAY GodsUnchained TODAY!!!

Thanks for reading and watching,
see YOU all REAL SOON!!!

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Love is the Law, love under will,
The Reverend Maelstrohm Black.

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Why is SteemMonsters not a card game in your eyes? A few arguments would have been nice!
As long ass you don't add any valuable information, I don't see why this post should even receive 7 cents...

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First argument:

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You don't actually PLAY a card every turn,
YOU ONLY HAPPEN TO HAVE CARDS AS SUPPORT MEDIUM!

A TRUE card game, like Magic:TG, Vampire: The Eternal Struggle or Legend of the Five Rings,
IMPLICATES HAVING TO MAKE DECISIONS ABOUT WHICH CARDS TO PLAY,
NOT AN AUTOMATED CHEAP-ASS LAZY GAMER'S GAME MECHANIC!

YES, I am YELLING, you seem to be hard of hearing...

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You play a game by using different cards - where is the rule that you have to use a card every turn in order for it to be a TGC? just in your head i guess..

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He’s just not good at this style of strategy.

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Strategy? In what way, shape or form, is an automated game involving ANY, PRAY TELL?

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Get a maxxed deck and we can do best of 100 - Let‘s see if strategy wins :)

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Is that an offer or a tease?
There is NO WAY IN HELL
I will invest even only
ONE MORE SATOSHI
IN THAT GARBAGE GAME!

Are YOU IMPLYING you have gotta DECK to GIVE?

THEN, ONLY THEN, YOU'RE ON!
I will NOT be tricked into buying more cards through the obviously amateurish attempt at the use of locker room trash talk and double daring techniques...

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So unless you got a deck coming,
why don't you...

... Spend some good quality time with your family and friends, drinking herbal tea while watching home renovation shows, on a Sunday night...

... WHILE I TEAR YOUR SOUL APART!!!

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You can see the fnords, my ass,
you're just a blindly following peddler,
bootlicking hungrily like the rest...

Now you'll excuse me,
I shall go joyously partake
of a bunless hotdog,
as I am a POPE!

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Didn't see THAT Fnord. coming,
now DID YOU?!! Please, do NOT attempt
a reply, as this is obviously a
rhetorical question...

No one actually cares...

HAIL ERIS!!!
ALL HAIL DISCORDIA!!!
How YOU like THEM GOLDEN APPLES?!!

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Love is the Law,, love under will,
The Reverend Maelsttrohm Black.
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NAh, you WOULD LIKE IT TO BE SO,
so you can all get away with
YOUR AUTOMATED GAMEPLAY
PIECE OF SHIT
EXCUSE FOR A CARD GAME!

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"A card game is any game using playing cards as the primary device with which the game is played, be they traditional or game-specific. Countless card games exist, including families of related games. A small number of card games played with traditional decks have formally standardized rules, but most are folk games whose rules vary by region, culture, and person."

Source: https://www.definitions.net/definition/card%20game

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In a certain way I agree with you that SM is not a typical Card Game where you take turns with your cards, but that doesn't mean the game still makes fun and has plenty of strategy going on before the Battle starts. That said, we all know that SM Team is working hard to make the game everyday better and they have proven to deliver. They also said that they want to enhance Gameplay styles and modes in the Future. So to introduce a turn based rule shouldn't be to complicated. While you are raging about the game you are loosing the sight for the longterm potential of this game. Now everybody is earning DEC and can trade it on Steem Engine for other Tokens or even BTC, EOS and LTC.
What does the market place on Gods Unchained look like? How many active players does Gods Unchained have? Ethereum based games still suffer from Metamask extension, transaction costs and overall not userfriendly account management.

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Mournful salute and reverence,
Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the Law.

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Greetings.

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Agreed ethereum still has crypto kitties type issues at times,
but mostly, the fork will have succeeded in accomplishing
what they sought to do originally...
INFINITE SCALABILITY!

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Therefore, NOW is the time!
These cards are all ERC721 Collectibles,
so YEARS ahead of the competition...
look it up yourself, it REALLY is free2play,
I own several rare, epic and even ONE LEGENDARY
and BOUGHT NOTHING!

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All I got was the packs I earned through game progression...

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BTW, I AM NOT raging about SM as a game,
but as THE FALSE REPRESENTATION that fat slob
is using to finance a BELOW PAR GAME
on the back of the community...

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I KNOW A THING OR TWO ABOUT GAMES:

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I have been playing D&D since the age of 12 (i am 48),
have seen the snow fall and have thawed it several times over...
I was in charge of the VERY FIRST CCG SINGLES TRADE
in Quebec City, back in 1993-4,
when Magic The Gathering first came out...

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Back then, video games were video games,
gaming was pen and paper imaginary drama for geeks...
lmao but I DIGRESS!!!!...

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I INVESTED OVER $4000 of my FUCKING money
in that flimsy no frills game and I WANT MY MONEY BACK!
I even sold A GOLD LEGENDARY FOR A RIDICULOUS PRICE
TO JESSY REICH, WITH THE REQUIREMENT
THAT HE MADE IT A PRIZE IN A CONTEST...
HE BOASTFULLY confessed to selling it
MUCH HIGHER PRICED on the home market...

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FUCK HIM AND FUCK HIS AWFUL GAME!

Fnord.
Hail Eris.
All Hail DISCORDIA!

Love is the Law love under will,
The Reverend Maelstrohm Black.

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Gas price can suck sometimes on eth, but i dont have to "stake" 1000 $ to play a game like on Steem.
The cool thing about NFT is that they are tokens on your eth adress. You can send, sell or wutever you wanna do with em.
Didnt play Gods Unchained yet, but had some looks at it. I think it really looks cool and very promising... really need to try it. Didnt know it is free2play... so i def gonna try it :)

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Indeed it is f2p! I already own some rare, epic and EVEN A LEGENDARY LION!!!

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