Mousescapade ~Nursery Rhyme
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The mouse ran up the clock
to suck some mousey cock.
He came down at three
for a shit and a wee.
With a final plop and drop
Who does he see?
None other than Boy Blue,
fucking Baa the black sheep.
"What about Miss Muffet?" the mouse asks Blue.
"Completely vegan." the reply subdues.
The mouse nods as he now knows,
ironically vegan means only Blue gets boned.
Away he scurries to the hill,
in the well the remains of Jill.
Jack was torn after the rape.
The Wolf to such acts doth not kindly take.
Mousey smiles as he notes,
the well makes him feel poetic with woe.
Down the hill, and behind a tree.
He spots Bo Peep smiling with glee.
"What did you do?" he asks warily.
"Nothing, or the contrary."
The mouse knows he has her busted,
Bo Peep can not be trusted.
Scurrying past he sees a hole,
in it Miss Contrary's shoal.
Bo Peep has finally lost all her sheep,
but it is a good thing she dug the hole so deep.
Off to call the Wolf,
he passes through the lane.
The Master and Dame at it again.
The little boy begging some weed.
And like the boy
this ending will leave
the rhyme in need.
Crying Mouse Image
You need to publish a children's book!
I suggested that to him a while ago, but with this post he's gone too far, and I'm withdrawing that suggestion LOL.
Haha, thanx but I think today's parents scar their kids enough already.
O my you are so twisted but this is excellent haha.
It is no brothers grimm but I try :)
LOL, so funny. You know, this is the first time I ever clicked on one of these "click to reveal the post" posts, as I've been afraid they were scams!
I guess the scam is that this is Safe for work although I use the NSFW tag :) Thanx for the steem tip, guess you are my scams first victim haha.
It was worth it, as I laughed my ass off. Nothing like laughing your ass off so early in the morning!
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STOPCame for a sextape and got something better. You really should be a nursery school teacher.
Kids need to hear the truth.
Agreeing with @joshman about the book. But it should be for adults. Excellent storytelling. :) !DERANGED