Wacky Humour

Laughter is our reflex to something that tickles our funny bone, something which we find amusing; it is when we find, or see the humour – in a joke, an action or a situation. Some humor are subtle, some are slapstick.

We respond to different types of humour because, humour has an intellectual, as well as emotional element. But it doesn’t matter what humour you like to indulge yourself in, as long as it makes you laugh.
Laugh and the whole world laugh with you. When possible, where possible, laugh. It may not add years to your life but will surely add life to your years.

Take a look at today’s selection of Wacky Humour. Remember the ones you like best, and go spread some laughter around. No one will ever has enough laughter, or complain that they have laughed too much.

May your weekend be fill with laughter.

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I don’t think jogging is healthy, especially morning jogging. If morning joggers knew how tempting they looked to morning motorists, they would stay home and do sit-ups. - Rita Rudner

A recent study recently found that humans eat more bananas than monkeys. I can’t remember the last time I ate a monkey. - Unknown

Sorry about the odour. I have all my passwords tattooed between my toes. - Unknown

If a woman is upset, hold her and tell her how beautiful she is. If she starts to growl, retreat to a safe distance and throw chocolate at her. - Unknown

A book has to be easy to open and you don’t have to be a bodybuilder to lift it. I like books I can read in bed. Those big tombstones would kill me. - Karl Lagerfeld

I found a money back guarantee on a beauty cream. Rushed down to the store. They took one look at me and paid me in advance. - Phyllis Diller

I thought my vasectomy would keep my wife from getting pregnant but apparently it just changes the colour of the baby. - Unknown

I like to call in sick to work at places where I've never held a job. Then when the manager tells me I don't work there, I tell them I'd like to. But not today, as I'm sick. - Jarod Kintz

There is a fine line between genius and crazy … I like to use that line as a jump rope. - Unknown

Lord, give me patience… because if you give me strength, I’m gonna need bail money to go with it! - Unknown

A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down. - Robert Benchley

Old age is when the liver spots show through your gloves. - Phyllis Diller

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