How to make a $ 84K profit with Steem in less than a Week?

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That sure caught your attention, Right?!



But yes, you can make a profit like that too!

Now don't get me wrong, I'm not saying that it was completely without any effort. But nevertheless possible and even quite simple.

All I needed was 9 good friends who, just like me, all own about $1.2 Million to spend. That was all it took folks!

I made a plan last weekend and called my friends Monday morning to ask if they were in the mood for some fun and making some easy money at the same time.
Ofcourse they all said Yes and later that afternoon we sat down by my pool where I treated them on a couple of nice bottles of champagne to already pre-celebrate a bit what was about to happen.


'Listen mates, I know you're all heavily invested in Bitcoin. But to really manipulate that one we're still too small players to make a fist.

Now you know I do some blogging every now and then on Steemit.
And I know it's not really you're cup of tea.
But I think we can make a nice profit with some quick In-and-Out investment this week.
Their token Steem swings for quite a while now between 0.12 and 0.14 cts. If we start buying tomorrow, and then every day with small amounts of, lets say 50K a day each, then we go all-in for what rests on early Saturday morning.
I mean, frolicking around a bit first and then BANG, at 04.00 a.m. sharp, we all hit that BUY-button and have in total 12 Million Steem, all at the same time.
Like that we can easily push up the price to 0.20 cts or more.

Then we wait till Bitcoin gets in the Red ... and BANG again, SELL, we're Out, all at the same time.
And still make a nice profit of at least 0.07 cts per token.
1.200.000 X 0.07 cts is $ 84.000 each.
Not bad for a "hard"weeks work huh?, hahaha.

What do you say guys? Ready to rumble?

YEAAAAAAAAHHH, we're IN, Cheers to that!

Then, lets synchronize our watches.'



AFTERTHOUGHT

Now, as you all can see in the chart from Marketcap below, the volume before the 18th of January has been far below that 17.4 Million for quite some time.

17.4 minus our 12 Million = 5.2 Million.
That 5.2M from all the other people who bought afters us, is the volume that actually made the price go higher and higher.
We were just the kickstarters.

Next, we decided the moment to get out, and with that also the decline of the Steemprice.

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Now I'm kidding ofcourse, because I don't have $1.2 Million.
And neighter do my 9 friends.
Besides that, if I would have had that kind of money I wouldn't be behind a computerscreen trying to "entertain" you with this whole made up story.


But suppose my name would be haejin?


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Then, lets synchronize our watches.

And...who is gonna be the buyer? :P

Besides that, if I would have had that kind of money I wouldn't be behind a computer screen trying to "entertain" you with this whole made up story.

Where would you be really? Anywhere as long as there are beers, my guess.

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He'd probably be right where the signature photo was taken :D

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Yep, and much much closer to that two chicks in the background ...

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Drinks on you!

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That goes without saying.

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At some point in the future I hope I can stretch to a round or two as well :)

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We all 10 would, each 1.2 M.
In, and later on Out again, all at the same time.

Beers, women and Sun. And in that order! :-)

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Next time you put this plan together dude, let me in!

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Hey you know what? I want in too...and I told you to not let him shill it all over the place...damn...

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My phone is ringing like crazy right now. But if you leave your number after the beep, I'll put you on my "white-list" too.

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You'll be certainly one of the first that can expect a call by that time.

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I suppose that could work if there were enough buyers. I'm hoping we get a lot of buyers interested in our blockchain in the near future. Wouldn't that be great? Have a !BEER on me

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Everything's gonna be alright.
Having patience is the difficult part.
Thanks for the beer, cheers!

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Hi smasssh! I think this has something to do with buy and sell walls to manipulate the market. Hmmm! Upvoted!

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Ofcourse I'm not sure if that has been the case this time also.
But there sure is a lot of rigging and manipulating going on.
Thanks for commenting.

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So totally laughed my lungs out reading this one

Now I'm kidding ofcourse, because I don't have $1.2 Million.
And neighter do my 9 friends.
Besides that, if I would have had that kind of money I wouldn't be behind a computerscreen trying to "entertain" you with this whole made up story.

I thought you were actually bringing in the maneeeeeeeeey 1.2 million wow that I'll make an impact but since it's a all Fable 🤣🤣🤣 I'm drinking to that

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'A day without a good laugh, is a day not having lived' , is a popular saying here.
Cheers.

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I need a time machine lol

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I've got an old Delorean that was used in some kind of film. Just needs a new engine.

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All I needed was 9 good friends who, just like me, all own about $1.2 Million to spend. That was all it took folks!

ahah, maybe in the next century, though it is not that it is impossible, but if people arent willing to sell there steem, how is it possible to see up tp that amount to buy?

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If Steem really takes off, than we will be glad that we've been active here during this bearmarket. The same Steem we earn now, will be far more difficult to earn when the price is higher.

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Ah man, you were just kidding?? Darn, I thought it was a bargain at twice the price. Let me know when you’re serious would ya?!

Ps—much nicer waking up to these messages vs yesterday’s message. Even though it was complete and utter BS that had me waiting at the Bitcoin ATM, “sell!” “Sell!” 👍🏿 Have a great week, @smasssh.

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'Let me know when you’re serious would ya?!'

Haha. Hard to tell man.
When I began writing this post I started with a rant. After a couple of lines I changed it into something more ironic and with a twist, which most times is easier for readers to "consume".

Great week to you too.

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Hey Smasssh I almost thought the story was true lol. You've been buying the dip at 0.1...sure you made some nice gains, though its nothing compared to what you'd make if it goes to 5$ or 10$....like everyone else who has also been accumulating the dip. Good days ahead

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For the eye it is nice to see these price explosions. But when this happens, most times the next day(s) we see people taking profits.
This is less the case when the price just increases slowly (and steadily).
A good week to you too man.

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Had me going there, but we all know money makes more money...

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你好鸭,smasssh!

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Hee Amigo, ik heb de 'Steem Torch' ontvangen van Meesterboom en geef 'm weer door aan jou. 😁👌 Hier geen dikke winst mee te halen, maar bij de 337e ontvanger wellicht een goed doel geholpen. (De fakkel is in je wallet.)

De regels: https://steemit.com/hive-197585/@geekgirl/steem-torch-revised

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Ben paar dagen skien in Oostenrijk. WIfi hier is allerbelabberdst. Had al eerder geprobeerd je te antwoorden, maar hij "pakte" hem gewoonweg niet.
Weet niet of het nu wel lukt, maar probeer het toch nog maar een keer. Morgenaaf weer thuis, Zal de Torch zsm doorsturen.
LATEX!!!

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Gelukt! 🍻😄👍

Nog veel (apres) ski plezier!

Latex!

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Nice story. While started reading, thought it was true. However, good fun. Have a good day.

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Will you transfer the steem-torch? =P

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