Care and Feeding of New Steemians
Congratulations!
You are now the curator of a genuine, pedigree STEEMIAN!
Important: Do not vote or comment on your Steemian's blog before reading.
Your new steemian is very sensitive and may be slightly traumatized from all the account creation process that brought him or her to this platform.
While you may look in on your new steemian from time to time, it is essential that you avoid voting or commenting on their blog for a few days. It is advised that you make a bookmark for their blog in a "special place".
Some curators have found that the ticking of an alarm clock placed near the browser tab with their blog open has a soothing effect; especially at night.
It takes most steemians exactly three days to acclimate themselves to their new surroundings. After seventy two hours have passed you may begin voting and commenting on their blog.
If, when you open the steemian's blog and he/she appears to be excited, reply with a meme. The steemian will know what the meme is for and will require no further instruction. He/she will continue to comment on the meme thread as long as you reply.
Adapted from: The Care and Training of Your Pet Rock Manual by Gary Dahl
These baby back Steemians have entered a very strange part of the Internet. After 3 years I still don't understand it. 🤣
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So in other words, lock the new Steemian in a closet for 3 days, then release them back into the wild. Things will work out after that, seems simple enough.
@inertia is part of the gang stalking group @steemspeak ran by @fyrstikken, that uses Voice to Skull. This comment is here to let people know.
This is not a warning, it's a fact. Voice to skull will read your thoughts first without your knowledge for a long time, to map you. They then include transmitting self octave scale-able comments into your head to a tight, pulsed pace, indefinitely. Any brain activity, even the smallest, will trigger this when sound is turned on. You have to do all of your thinking around this. It is extreme torture, done by monsters.
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There must be at least 70/80 missing apostrophes 🤓
I am on the edge of my seat. My so special, what? What did my so special do?!
apparently some Voice to skull action
Junk.
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This steem Ian that I adopted called inertia is really weird. Half think he’s a robot.
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Shew, buddy do I have some catching up to do.
Aweeeeee Yea doggie.
LOL. Joking aside though oh, maybe a mentor program on this platform, it would be interesting. Such as like you illustrate it in your post.
going to start following you and left you a up vote too!
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