Show Your Battle Contest: My Chicken Will Be Victorious!

in spt •  9 months ago  (edited)

About a week ago the Splinterlands team issued a challeng to all Splinterldands players. The challenge was simple, provide a battle that included a specific theme. The theme they chose was ..........


I'm not one from backing down from challenges so off I went to train my chicken for battle. I knew it wasn't going to be an easy task but I gave it my all.

I trained my chicken day and night. No breaks, no rest and no mercy. By the time I was done my chicken would be Fast and FURIOUS and ready for battle. Some actual footage of our training can be seen below.

Finally after weeks of training, my chicken and I were ready so we headed out to the battlefield. On the way to the battlefield of Splinterlands we knew this was it, the moment was finally here. It was our time to shine .......

Defeated ....

How could this be, my chicken trained so hard. Demoralized and defeated we weren't ready to give up yet. We healed our wounds from battle and went back to training. This time we decided to try our hand at some back alley fights before going back to the pro leagues of Splinterlands.

We took some bumps and bruises but in the end we were undefeated in back alley brawls. With a new found boost of confidence we decided it was time to hit the big leagues. ... Back to SPLINTERLANDS we went and this time we brought back up.


My chicken stayed nestled behind one of his comrades providing emotional and motivational support while positioning itself as protection for his good friend and comrade the KOBOLD MINER and those lined up behind us.

This victory came at great cost as our team had to destroy a fellow chicken in the process but there was no other choice it was kill or be killed out there.

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I know it might be hard to believe but the Youtube video shared in this topic isn't actual footage of me training my chicken. Its a clip from the popular movie franchise Rocky and that is Sylvester Stallone chasing that chicken not RentMoney :)
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Very funny post, my friend. This is good stuff.

Thanks, I'm happy you enjoyed it.


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Ahahahah brilliant! 😂😂

Thanks, I'm happy you enjoyed it :)

Haha, thats awesome @rentmoney !! I love the Furious chicken with "Enrage" works well on Earth Splinter with the added Life from Lyanna and "Protect" from the spirit of the forest giving 2 extra Armor making this Furious Chicken a force to be reckoned with!! LOL!! upped 110% and resteemed😂🐔😂🐔😂🐔😂

The Furious Chicken is a must have for anyone's deck.

Its fun MANA free card.

Thanks for the comments and as always your emoji is awesome!

Lol, your very welcome! Glad you like my Bitmoji!!🐔😁

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Another great Splinterlands post! I laughed so hard! LOL! I need some humor in my life with the season-ending approaching!! I will be giving this a SM Upvote! Love it!

I'm glade you enjoyed it.

Thanks for stopping by.

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Thank you for SHARING your Splinterlands content with the world! The more the merrier!

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I came back and gave you a FULL 100% upvote... cause this was THAT GOOD. 😎

And thank you for sharing this to Reddit. I'm not really there... ever, but I do think that it's a great place to get potential new players. 🥰@carrieallen

Thanks for the upvote and more importantly the comment.

Its great reading that others are enjoying the story.


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