This (shit)Post Might Piss You Off ...,

in #showcase-sunday11 months ago (edited)

but I don't give a shit.


Special and extraordinary toilets are "Hot" these days.
And ... from now on, you too could 'release a hostage' or 'feed the shitehawks' in a more frivolous 'oval office'.

Our company, 'Shithappens Inc.' has made a no-Bullshit selection for you of our most popular and state-of-the-art bestselling models of 2019.

We have a huge collection, for all tastes, no shit.
And with pleasure we invite you to take a look.


First, this second-to-none 'I work my ass off' model for the multitasking workaholic business man (or die hard Steemian)
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Wouldn't you like to 'cut a monkey tail' on this one?


Constipation problems? Gone for good!
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'Chocolate time' always.
This one literally 'scares the shit out' of you.


Yep, like I said earlier; for all tastes ...
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Our 'pain in the ass' model


Already late for work and no time to 'make a Banoogie'?
What about this hightech genuine Ho Chi Minh two-step
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Our 'I really need to take a dump NOW' model


And last (but certainly not least), what to think of this user-friendly, totally hands-free model
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Toilet paper? Not needed! Your ass gets "wiped" like never before. Hoooooooooly shit!


So people, if you're full of shit, don't hesitate to give us a call. For more information and/or a catalogue.
Or, visit our showroom. Where you can cop a squat for free on your favorite 'Superbowl' over a fresh made cup of hot strong coffee.

Glad to have You!

sources: dailymail.co.uk and tumbex.com


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Lol, devil workshop. I won't mind to shit on them all.

Even on that 3rd one?

Whos idea what it to tow other peoples turds around all day on a bike? The service should be to take people swiftly to the nearest bog, but make sure the seats are wipe clean.

I think when there's one urgently "knocking at the backdoor" and I don't have enough time to get to that nearest bog, I would be glad to stop in an alley to quickly "put a Mandela on the train".

It's really the shitz to have breath that smells like ass!!!
Hell of a post @smasssh!
ps, I like the 2nd one!!!

Thanks man.
Yeh, that 2nd one is cool, we're working on a model that makes sounds. But we think the guests of the buyers of nr 2 will make those sounds enough. :-)

Hahaha! I like the one with the eyes, nose, mouth and teeth. Hope it won't bite? hahaha!!

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Haven't read the manual of that one yet. Do know that is has bad breath, lol.

Hahahaha, my goodness well I think we all full of shit, but sitting on that needle toilet. My goodness! That would certainly feel like acupuncture. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Everybody's doing it...

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Legend!! We all have urges ))) haha

Ok, I think it's enough internet for me for the day!! lol
Rather than pissing me off it just causes me great laught and a lot of WTF's.
ps: I'd be petrified if I had to sit on that toilet with teeth and tongue haha

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