Love and monsters is a pile of shit!

almost 3 years ago (Edited)

Looking for a good movie to watch on Netflix?

Then stay away from love and monsters because it sucks donkey balls.

This is a 2020 zombie apocalypse movie. But instead of zombies it has silly monsters. And a silly plot about a man and his dog in a journey to score some pussy while slaying monsters.

The biggest problem with the movie is that it can't decide what it wants to be. Comedy? Romance? Drama? Scary? Action? It feels like the producers are throwing one shit after the other on a wall hoping for something to stick. And of course none does, so it ends up being a huge pile of shit on the floor.

Maybe, just maybe this movie will be something a 10 year old will enjoy.

The only somewhat acceptable thing about the movie are the special effects. And even those are imo mediocre at best.

I must admit though that the dog was cute and it was a good boy.

I will give this movie a diarrhea out of 10. Don't waste your time. Unless it is to write a review on cinetv.io and earn some money 🤑

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14 comments

@bhoa 68

almost 3 years ago

I really dont have a thing for zombie movies anyways. Never trying it

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almost 3 years ago

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almost 3 years ago

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@josediccus 81

almost 3 years ago

I think the writers were trying to fit in horror with humour as well as maybe a little action, I don't think it's that bad, but it's not the kind I'll sit to watch, are you still exploring on what to watch?

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@trumpman 80

almost 3 years ago

Did you become a white guy?

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@josediccus 81

almost 3 years ago

Hahaha I think change is good once in a while

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@cmmemes 69

almost 3 years ago

Poor donkey balls, they always get sucked :))) I wonder if the donkey enjoys it or not :P Anyway I find it amusing how some movies are just crap and other are enjoyable crap for the shit connoisseurs, I'm a plot kind of guy either it makes me curious and has logic or else I'm bored to death

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@heruvim1978 67

almost 3 years ago

HEHE, i was looking at this yesterday and looked fun, good thing i did not watch it. !LUV !PIZZA

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almost 3 years ago

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almost 3 years ago

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@urun 69

almost 3 years ago

Do I see a new TV guru there?

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@hatoto 68

almost 3 years ago

Thank you for the warning. I was going to watch it. now I better not.

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@anaclark 63

almost 3 years ago

PG-13? You are definitely not the target demographic for Love and Monsters.

My 14 year old Daughter is the target market for this film.

I am the target market for this film.

Would I have watched Love and Monsters if I weren't a parent of a 14 year old kid? No. I likely wouldn't even have heard about the movie. The only reason I kind of liked it is because it is SO GREAT to watch something that isn't animated (don't get me wrong, I love a great animation) or some YouTube shit.

Love and Monsters is a perfect family movie.

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@mariosfame 63

almost 3 years ago

Well i watched about 6 minutes and thats it

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