Transpander Fest

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Visibly-transgendered.jpgLast night on CNN, 2020 Democrat candidates for President of the United States came out as Transpander.

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Now, don’t confuse this with transgender. Transgender is when you say you identify as a sex that you are not.

Transpander is when you identify as whatever audience you happen to be speaking to.

When someone is Transpander, he or she will wax lovingly about God and salvation when speaking in a church. But then, when speaking to a collection of LGBT-MOUSE at a CNN town hall, will declare churches who oppose same-sex marriage must be stripped of their First Amendment religious freedom.

I’m not sure if there is a psychological term for Transpanderism. Perhaps “Desperate Candidate Disorder.”

Transpanders are known to vehemently oppose the consumption of meat while appearing at a CNN town hall on Climate Change then instantly transform to down home carnivores when appearing at an Iowa steak fry.

It’s almost as if the Democrats are trying to lose to Trump in 2020.

Other than weary travelers stuck at the airport and conservatives hoping to glean unbelievably insane video clips, I don’t know if anybody watched last night’s CNN “LGBT Town Hall.”

But then again, does anybody watch CNN anymore?

And there were oodles of insane video clips to be had. I saw tons of them on Twitter.

Kamala Harris started off by providing her pronouns: “She/Her.”

Which came as a surprise me to. I was expecting her pronouns to be “Top/Tier.”

Beto O’Rourke won the prize for “Candidate most likely to say the quiet parts out loud” when he proclaimed that any religious institution that does not adhere to the religious edicts laid down by the Federal Government and allow same-sex marriage would be forthwith stripped of its tax exempt status (though probably not Mosques).

Sure, it violates the First Amendment. But this is the guy who “hell, yes,” wants to violate the Second Amendment. So nobody was at all surprised.

Meanwhile, Senator Cory Spartacus vowed to prevent white supremacist terror attacks like the one at the Pulse nightclub in 2016.

Because we all know when Omar Mateen shot up the Pulse nightclub he declared his allegiance to George Lincoln Rockwell.

Wait… that’s not right.

What was utterly surprising to me was Grade A Transpander Liz Warren didn’t recount that terrible time she was fired for being visibly transgender. I guess she was off her game last night.

She did, however, assume that the only Christians who oppose gay marriage are men.

https://twitter.com/i/status/1182653450099798017

“Well, I’m gonna assume it’s a guy who said that.” Sure, Liz. Only men oppose same sex marriage for religious reasons. I’m sure that will come as a shock to the Little Sisters of the Poor.

But listen to Transpander Liz’s vitriolic nastiness towards people of faith.

Because when you’re busy pandering to gays, you have to attack Christians. Of course next time Liz campaigns at a church, she’ll transpander again and pretend she doesn’t despise Christians. Unless of course she’s at a Unitarian church.

Frankly, I don’t understand why CNN keeps airing these town halls. Don’t they want a Democrat to win in 2020? Giving voters yet another chance to see just how extreme and authoritarian these pandering prats are seems like a tremendously bad idea.

But keep on doing it, CNN.

In your desperate attempt to give the 2020 Democrats an opportunity to pander endlessly while embracing Identity Politics, you’re giving normal Americans another reason to cast their vote for President Trump.

David Harsanyi

@davidharsanyi
Every time I think Trump is done for sure I watch a CNN townhall with Dems and change my mind.

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6:07 AM - Oct 11, 2019


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Absolute joke is an understatement. This is why I hate politicians.

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I've been watching news programming for years and I don't ever recall feeling openly compelled to laugh as opposed to just feeling amused over something. It's absolutely hilarious. Right now I think I could get more comedic relief watching these shows than spending time watching any prime time comedy line up.

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These days, I find myself grabbing my nose and giving it a few squeezes while I say "wonka-wonka" when I watch the news.

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The hypocrisy is beyond belief. That in itself is what is going to do them in at the end. I think that might have been a bit different if per say they were beating the war drum over Trump while simultaneously going after Biden and his son...but to totally over look what transpired between Ukraine, Biden and his son and totally focus in on Trump...not many democrats I know can miss out on that kind of hypocrisy and even they will have a hard time tolerating it.

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I thought I'd bring a response to your comment over here. I looked up vote farming and it tends to say that's when someone uses multiple accounts to farm votes, like hundreds, so are you saying in relations to how many upvotes he gets some of those may be fake account votes or are you saying he upvotes himself because he knows that the site will upvote others and how would that be farm voting? Or are you saying that they are all running around patting each other on the back over there...which is what I thought anyway as there seem to be as many regular comment contributors as there are FS 1,2,3 accounts...lol., and that goes on with hundreds of accounts on here of, excuse my frankness, "really good people making a difference here on Steemit" as is often quoted. I admit with this "new steem" crap most "really good people making a difference here" are transitioning over to the "pat each other on the back" system relying less on their alts but none the less they had to grab onto something else as word of how this site has operated over the last two years has lead to it's decline as the blogging world has long ago taken down their number. (got their number)

I see a few other big wigs floating around here and there over there for whatever reason(s), if he continues on his behavior of self upvoting I was going to write a post and address it to those big wigs to try and bring forth a reasonable solution to coach him into compliance with the self up vote comment rule. I think that's fair and reasonable to ask. It's good he's carved himself out a niche in this world that fits him but that doesn't entitle him to abuse the rewards pool with such blatant disregard as to upvote himself for complementing someone's else's comment while leaving them high and dry while also watching them go after many others for the exact same thing here. When it comes to politics I am good for the chase, this site has lacked that challenge, pakman provides an avenue for me that way but I think the self upvoting and the two minute videos answering a phone from a caller with a question then asking people what do they think of what the caller asked without him even giving his own opinion and making twenty bucks or more off it is a bit ridiculous and falls into line with being critical of others who'd pull such a stunt. If it's that simple to make twenty bucks I'll go out tomorrow and get me some equipment, a veiled hijab and have at it...lol.

Why you are here do you know what @ null comment beneficiary means?

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he upvotes himself because he knows that the site will upvote others and how would that be farm voting?

He's obviously doing it to maximize rewards.

@null comment beneficiary means?

Author rewards goes to @null. Curation still goes to curators.

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Why would he do it to maximize rewards then send his rewards for some post to null?

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Okay. Maybe that’s not the best way to put it. But it just looks ugly.

Idk what he is doing.

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Oh the tangled webs we weave....lol.

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DCD!! Absolutely! Lol

Or is it DDPCD?

Desparate democratic president candidate disorder?

Which is the California version... maybe

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