Tips to surviving this BEAR market

Don't check exchanges, I assure you, you will not like what you see. What we have here is what the French people call a monumental clusterfuck; they probably say it in French but that's not the point. The point is, I've been trading a lot recently, and I have picked up a few tips along the way that might help other traders cope with the bloodbath.

First of all, drugs are bad mkay. But if you must do drugs and I don't encourage it, but if you're like @trumpman and must indulge, I suggest cocaine.

As @penderis would say whenever he's preparing to go to work every morning, "there's no problem that cocaine can't fix". Well I'm more of an alcohol man and in this market, I go for quantity over quality.

When it comes to buying alcohol, I have one principle that has helped me through the bad and the very bad times, "The cheaper, the better". If you're not able to buy cocaine because you're too poor to afford it and your poverty sunk into further depression because of the bear market, then I think this is for you. That beer tastes like piss but look at me smiling my sorrows away.

I suppose you've listened to a lot of podcasts, youtube videos and "insider tips" but looking at your entire net-worth drop by 50% sort of makes them all seem like garbage.

Well the truth is, they're mostly garbage and only like 0.1% of them actually have a tiny clue about what goes on in the market. Your world is falling apart but look on the bright side, at least you're not dead.

_{put a smile on your face}

2020 has been some year, hasn't it? All that early excitement has dipped into this shitstorm of gargantuan proportion but you know what?

At least we have cheap beer, good health(don't say Corona Virus), Steem community and our teeth. Nothing wrong with laughing away our sorrows, they'll still be there even if you cry, so just laugh, anyway.

Final Words

Vote for your witnesses, the ones you know and have trusted or at least that have been around the platform through the bad and good times. Stand for Steem but while you "battle", remember that;

“If we win by losing ourselves, by losing what we were fighting for, then we never really win.”
― Meg Collett, Fear University