Steemit Open Mic Week 146 : Trio of Animals(original)

Steemit Open Mic Week 146 : Trio of Animals(original)

I've been trying to figure out how to unite Raccoons and cats. In this case, it was a bunch of the monkeys.

Full Lyrics:

We are the raccoons
and we've come to eat your food
We've got pointy hands
that we use just like humans

We will eat all of the food in all of your containers
Gluten-free and Gluten-full for we are not complainers
Skins of all the fishys that you pull out of the river
Pizza and Doritos, the eyeballs and the liver

We are the raccoons
and we've come to eat your food
We've got pointy hands
that we use just like humans

We hang out in the jungle
'cause we're a bunch of the monkeys
We're not floral and not fungal
'cause we're a bunch of the monkeys

You'll never see us in igloos
'cause we're a bunch of the monkeys
Or hear our witty interviews
'cause we're a bunch of the monkeys

We never eat the potatoes
'cause we're a bunch of the monkeys
We're furry flying tornadoes
'cause we're a bunch of the monkeys

How are you cat?
Are you blue cat?
I am too, cat.
I am too.

I see your sad stare
because life is unfair
You want to go out there
Well I do too.

In tabletop town
You'll knock some shit down
and make a meow sound
like you do

How are you cat?
Are you blue cat?
I am too, cat.
I am too.

Peace and long life, Steemit.