My Erotic Poetry #1
Erotic Haiku, Don't Mind if I Do
I spray on Axe Body spray
Babe, let's get it on
This was my first attempt at poetry here on the Steem blockchain. Yesterday when I was on the toilet going number 2, I came up with this little Haiku.
I think I might dabble in a little poetry here and there and poop out a poem every few weeks. I am not sure what the subject matter will be when I do, it might be a joke like this one, it might be serious. It all really depends on whatever mood I am in when I make them.
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hahaha so sexy man....
LOL, it was the thumbnail that got you right?
Must have been - I cant be too sure LOL
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Poems while pooping
Some might consider stooping
But it’s totes the shizz
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Poems while pooping, I like the sound of that. I think I might have to start a new tag
You are just a fountain of deranged. Posting about granpas while taking a dump. Just way too romantic
Points for staying in the deranged character though.
#oldpeoplestillbang
Wasn't expecting that thumbnail, lol!
He was whispering the poem into her ear. It was about to go down.
i would not term this as poetry, so much as potty humor, but i'll give u the doot ;)
You go, geezer!
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Hahaha love it - my first love used Axe and it did it for me
Looking forward to your poems - I have an idea this is going to be fun.
Deep stuff— I mean, super meaningful and evocative bro. I can totally smell the Axe body spray.
Also, when you click through, the title of the image is "Elderly naked woman kissing with passion"
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Hahah, damn. Number two's these days... Erotic scenery, did you lit a match during the poetic brainfart?
Hahaha, genius... reminds me of this one:
Here I sit,
broken hearted.
Paid a penny
and only farted.