032620 - The bus-kid's birth

"Are you still pregnant", a neighbor asked as a friend left who brought me some meals. Yes I was and nothing wrong as I went upstairs to go to bed. Toilet first... okay, no way I would deliver it in the toilet.
My eldest tried to teach the midwife, the ypungest moved upstairs so she could sleep and I waited.

Delivering at home is normal in the Netherlands and I had no intention to do it while laying on my back. There is a simple reason for it. I feel nothing so I can not press and gravity needs to give me a hand.
The lazy midwife arrived, grumpy because she had to leave home instead of going to bed. She didn't believe I was in labour. Sorry for her I was and it was a big shock to her. More sorry for her I had no intention to lay down in bed and she had to walk to her car to pick up the birth chair (it's more like a toiletseat on legs).

She sat down on the floor with her back against the wall about 2 meters distance from me and said yawning: "I give you five minutes if it's not there you go to hospital".

Five minutes? Five minutes it was and she did nothing except for threatening me.

She made a call to check my pregnancy. Sorry for her but it was after midnight. A new day so exactly long enough pregnant to stay home. She looked mad and I said: " Wow, you really had to work hard to deliver this one!"

She wrote down in my medical report I was hard to attend and after she threatened me with the hospital it was there within 5 minutes.

It was the strangest child I ever saw.
Hair, eyebrows, everything so white it looked like an elf.

Published today (Thursday, March 26, 2020)

• Happy birthday to the bus-kid.
  Posted with Appics.
  It's my kid's birthday and we make the best out of it.
  I started baking a cheesecake and we put down all the present (mainly food for a good mood for a long period at home).
  It's day started with a physics test after it was finished we had cheesecake.
  Later today I baked a few pancakes (for the birthday kid only) and filled them with custard pudding and home made cherry marmalade. It was one of it's wishes.

• 032520 - Shopping day
  This is a test. I like to know where the hives run. I think it's on Steemit and Hive but I have no idea if they are both updated. It's a very long list shown after you published and the newest post will be found at the end of the list. Is this practical? I don't think so. No one will read/find you.

• Ever been drunk of food containing alcohol?
  A tweet of the police taled about a drunk driver who didn't drink. Good for today's laugh. 😅

• Birthday Food
  My entry to @qurator's Tasty Tuesday.

Published yesterday (Wednesday, March 25, 2020)

• A late breakfast.
  My first priority early this morning was food for the wolves and paying the bills.
  My youngest and I went. Only two bags of dogfood, 4.7 kilograms of bones and one huge liver. At the other supermarket we bought 3 kilograms of rice.

• 032420 - Some more stretching
  Oh no, it's not about me and sport but all about the money.

• Are there toilet paper jokes in your country
  Meet the Dutch people and their humor.
  It gave my youngest a good laugh and us too. Enough homework for one day.

• Coronavirus situation in the Netherlands: Stay inside, keep distance and slow down.
  It was the first post I started writing early this morning. By now it's 15 hours later.

• No delay
  A freewrite.

• Ever been drunk of food containing alcohol?

Some other Thursday's

Diary Day #7 - Sept. 19, 2019
Terrible Thursday

Dairy Day #42 - October 24, 2019
To Thursday!

Diary Day #63 - November 14, 2019
I lost a day.

Diary Day #96 - December 19, 2019
Hanging in - December 19, 2019

Diary Day #124 - January 16, 2020
[Ulog] A Steeming day - Jan. 16, 2020

Diary Day #152 - February 13, 2020
Baking day & hygiene

Diary Day #173 - Thursday, March 5, 2020
030520. - No Thursday is the same

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