RE: This Is Not a Good Enough Title

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The ground is frozen and only an amateur buries a body in snow.

I might prefer the odd body or two. The worst is in the spring when the snow melts and it is apparent that people haven't been picking up after their dogs.

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I've seen those lawns before. If you're an avid winter walker, keep a spoon in your coat pocket. If you have a neighbor like that, use the spoon to move the dog shit around, little by little, each night. Form a word like, "Asshole," with the shit. When spring rolls around, there will be a big shit stain that says Asshole on their lawn, even after they remove the shit.

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I completely understand the philosophy behind this. The best lessons are the ones that take the time to let the shit sink in.

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