How To Start a War With Iran 101
While I was mindlessly droning at work yesterday I was thinking about this topic more. How are we going to get the support we need to start a war with Iran? Something big needs to happen.
Why does it need to happen?
Oil is fucked. Oil is the lifeblood of the military industrial complex and the entire economy itself. I was thinking about this more at work. "Why is oil down so hard when I'm seeing just as many cars on the road."
Then it hit me.
I hate communting. I would never commute longer than 20 minutes to work. Amazon is 5 miles away from me. I don't even have to get on the freeway to get there. Other people sometimes commute an hour to and an hour from work. This blows my mind. I could never do it.
It was at that moment that I realized oil is doomed if citizens could simply afford to live where they worked.
Mind blowing.
But seriously though how are we going to start that war to get the economy back on track?
Took me all of two minutes to realize the answer has already been stated.
Remember back in 2018 when the nuclear arms deal with Iran fell through?
Clearly, the false-flag will have something to do with nukes.
Oil isn't going to make a comeback without a war.
The ultimate false flag event related to nukes would obviously be to set off a nuke inside of our own borders. That would be insane, but not out of the realm of possibility. However, I have to assume that doing something like that would make us look extremely weak, not to mention the decades of nuclear fallout and all the other fucked up shit that happens when a nuke goes off in a country.
It's also worth noting that American's wouldn't want a normal war if this were to happen. They'd want us to wipe Iran off the face of the planet with our massive nuclear arsenal. That wouldn't help oil go up; we need a sustained traditional offensive that drags on for a really long time, consuming oil with massive DOD contracts.
No, this is a bit extreme. It must be something else.
I found this picture on Google images just now and noticed it was dated for April 22, 2020. I clicked the link and found this article:
Iran says it puts first military satellite into orbit, triggers U.S. condemnation
AH, now we are getting somewhere.
A military satellite, you don't say!?
On the same day that Trump threatens Iranian gunboats... what a coincidence.
Here's what I would do...
Tell the CIA to acquire or build a nuclear device.
Make it look like a makeshift unprofessional improvised explosive device.
This way when people look at it they'll automatically think yeah Iran could have built this.
Now you have your scary looking bomb.
Thwart a "terrorist" plot in a huge city like New York or LA.
Preferably New York because then you can capitalize on all the shitty feelings of 9/11.
Those terrorists sure hate New York I tell ya.
Now we absolutely have to start a war with Iran.
Sorted.
Afterwards you can "diffuse" the bomb and put it in a museum in New York!
Never forget.
Either that or you can blow something up with a missile and say it was guided with this newly-launched military satellite.
Your choice.
@cia @fbi @nsa
I can do this all day.
I am a font of ideas.
Perhaps you would consider buying some Hive and supporting my work?
I can see this, except for the thwart part. Seems they prefer casualties to add that extra flavor of horror. Was watching a documentary last night on 911 (I downloaded it for preservation). It was by far the best I have seen, and even had interviews I've been unable to find for years on interviews live on the scene where they kept talking of the bombs exploding.
I won't be surprised if they decide to let the oil markets collapse. Here in the US we have plenty of oil in the ground, and they seem to be playing a new hand with this new war on the invisible enemy. Not sure where they will go, although if they don't drastically change the economy we will be hitting hyper inflation in the coming future. Maybe they will reshape it by cutting the middle east loose for a bit.
Remember "Weapons of mass destruction in Iraq?"
They didn't need much more than that.
Finding a Nuke in New York would get a reactions 1000 times more than WMD rumors.
And the exact same people who assured us that Iraq and/or Afghanistan would be a cakewalk will tell us that Iran (a country larger and more populous than the other two combined) will be a pushover. They’ll welcome us with flowers.
So, ah, I work in IT, and nearly 2/3rds of our project flies in every week to work with us... it's hundreds of people, and ridiculous... and now everyone is working from home more productively than ever. Oil might be doomed forever, which is good because we don't really need it anymore... but also bad because OPEC really loves being rich.
Hmmm, what about blowing up an Iranian sub in US waters? Maybe have it send some missles into Florida.. Surely that'd see the need to build a ton of aircraft carriers and have them constantly moving around?
A war with Iran can make a direct confrontation with China and Russia. Those have the capacity to wipe the US.
Considering the US (and allies) almost went to war over the downing of an unmanned drone not so long ago it won't take much. Blow up a foreign base with US forces in it and make a big deal out of the casualties and funerals, put the families on TV with all the tears and you're there. No need for nukes or anything messy on US soil.
Fair enough.