I'am Officially On Steemit's Welfare Roll
Well people it's official. I went from dreams of penny pinching riches to welfare here on the Steem blockchain. I was looking at the messages in my wallet the other night and noticed I had been signed up for a Steem Basic Income, into which .0001 deposit was made on my behalf.
Socialism on the blockchain? At .0001 I think I could get a better deal from the president of Venezuela, lol. All joking aside, , okay, okay, damn emoji's, ...only on Steemit would .0001 be considered a basic income. Before long I will be the skinniest I've ever been in my life. I doubt I will be able to afford a new wardrobe but I guess I could just run around naked here on Steemit which seems to be a whole lot more profitable as two comments I made on the dporn site brought me in eight tokens worth .12 each. Which inevitably should cause more people to Kroon EEK as I am not doing to well in that department with only one Kroon token worth absolutely nothing at all so it would seem an appropriate gesture to help them out a bit to gain an incredible amount of growth. (lol) With one person considering me to be an asshole awarding me one Ass token combined with the twenty thousand who consider me to be a Geek I hardly think I'll come off as totally offensive running around naked here. Yes it can be quite the irony sometimes when creating Drama, drinking Beer, Porn and throwing out some Shade is more profitable than five thousand reasons to pray to God but who knows, maybe that's why the Future don't look to bright either...lol, I'll need all the basic income I can get.
(ps...thank you Steem Basic Income for your contribution, it all adds up in the end)
Tub Cat would like you to be aware that the Steem Basic income will actually arrive in the form of votes on your posts.
The wallet memo was a notification of this fact. You should see sbi votes on your posts now.
Oh.. and Tub Cat despises your over use of emoji gifs.
Thank you much, I really do appreciate any amount of vote or compensation. I've never complained like some about people who deposit small sums into my account with messages. I normally don't respond to them as they warn some could be scams and I am usually not savvy enough to figure out the difference. As hard as you have to work to get attention and votes everything is appreciated.
I've found reason to use a couple every now and then and always wondered how I'd use a few of them, this gave me a prime reason to bring a couple of them out of the closet, I highly doubt you'll be subjected to regular use. Not much worry there.
Many wallet memos are indeed scams. Certainly avoid responding to them.
Play with caution, human. And get to know the good people in this community of ours.
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You always did crack me up, welcome back!
Tub Cat is a Cat-Dolphin hybrid now. A genetic monstrosity perhaps. Or more probably the new king of mammals.
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Thanks, I'll keep my eye out on the History channel for the upcoming documentary on your revolutionary evolution.
I was given a few shares of basic income, and I bought a few as gifts and when you do that you get another share, too. At this point, they are usually the biggest upvote I get. Enjoy, and don't spend it all in one place!
Damn!...I was just going to hop over to the Steem store and do some early Christmas shopping. (not) (lol)
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