[Video] World of Tanks Blitz: Autistic War Screech
It’s no secret I love all weapons. I have used almost every type of modern weapon you have ever heard of a few that some of you probably didn’t even know exist.
I have never gotten the opportunity to play with a tank but LUCKY ME there is a business nearby that lets you pay to play with a wide variety of heavy metal monstrosities, APCs included.
Until the day comes where they are operating under normal conditions I will have to settle for
World of Tanks Blitz.
What is that, you ask? Only the best fucking mobile game ever made! Ever had the urge to engage in 7 vs 7 tank battles with random strangers? Me too!
Tonight I managed to squeeze in a few matches (with my iPhone capturing the screen, of course) on my breaks at work.
The first few battles were, ummm, don’t ask. But lucky for you, I deleted those videos and did better in the subsequent matches.
In the first video I take the long route all the way around the map to flank while the enemy is engaging the heavies and once they take the bait I play hard to get and hope my buddies survived and come take him out. (They did.)
The second video I was a little more ballsy because I had speed and a quick reload to my advantage and waited for the enemy to present a distracted and weak target and took them by surprise. And, coincidentally, like a chihuahua with rabies, I attacked the fat slow kid and bit a few old ladies on my way there. You can almost hear my war screeches over the shots fired directly over the top of my tiny ass tank. (He didn’t have the traverse to fire low enough to finish me off.) In the end I get taken out almost as easily as I smacked down Goliath and his grandmother.
And the last video, well, that needs no explanation. I score 5 kills and only fail to get my 6th because raw aggression goes both ways.
If you have a newer smartphone (Android or iOS) you can join in the action for FREE. There of course are premium tanks, but you can earn those as well by watching ads. It does take some time to advance. I finally got my first Tier VII tank two weeks ago after playing a few times a week for almost two years.
Anyone looking for a buddy to platoon with is welcome to come find me in the North America server under the name takibicho. If you suck I will push you out into enemy fire and use your burning wreck for cover.
Yay!
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Lol when did I do this?
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You stole my value now I make you KYS for being cancer
I didn’t steal your value. I just don’t value you because you are trash. There’s a big difference.
I feel it is also worth pointing out that I am banned from like 50% of hive communities and am only in the Splinterlands discord because @aggroed can't resist my charismatic and magnetic personality
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I’m stealing your zero 😱 .
It was 49 you cancerous wastes of oxygen now it's negative seven
How loooow can we go? 🙃
You do realize this only gets worse for you until you stop being the problem with the world
Hey @jbsharkey
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Yeah your right that's why you have to KYS if you don't stop taxing me you gave me upvote then changed it your cancer
I just did it again
You have been taxed for being a complete moron. You may want to go and read your previous comments... Do you need some meds or something?? There are people that can help with your crazy psychotic non-sense... just saying
Have a great day.
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I think your genetic brain damage makes you think you fixed your genetic brain damage.
How does your genetic brain damage make it impossible for someone else to “see the truth?”
Ye verily he became Allah, Siddhartha, Jesús Cristo and Hubert G Farnsworth in one internet post, Hidden due to low rating.
No religion and the bankers are the ones that gave you brain damage by making you believe random garbage I only fixed my brain mostly and it's completely fixed if I kill my person with dabs you are obviously a slave if you don't understand this because anyone that does can control you
Have you considered the possibility that you may be mentally retarded? You should file a disability claim. Maybe then you could afford an account worth more than $48.
No I've always been smarter than people my age and that never stopped most people have the same level of intelligence I did at 10 years old I just never knew why people where afraid of me because they think I'm smarter than them then I started doing dabs and I found out they are lying to themselves about how intelligent they are and I always treat people the way they treat me if you act afraid of me I'll act like you should be afraid of me
Why are you talking to yourself in public you look like an idiot
When you downvote me, I will upvote me and get money. Thank u lil sharkey
You are cancer you stole all my reputation your dead if my reputation doesn't go back to where it was so I can edit my posts and say it was fixed
Awww now you done it
What do we do with people who make death threats? Lol
We laugh at them.
I don't make death threats I state facts you will do the killing I just make sure you do without doing anything illegal
@iflagtrash
I found some trash
Your trash you stole money from me for reporting a bug now Im trying to edit my posts to say it was fixed but you keep being random garbage and stealing from me
Since you are quitting I’ll give you $1 for your cards.
I'll make you KYS for that your cancer
Whooosh magic
Nope brains know more than you can because you haven't trained yourself not to be random garbage
I bet I can train you before you train me.
Nope I'm my own nobody I know my brain I delete all random garbage put there by other people
I think you eat the garbage. Like a 🐶
You do realize you can't hurt nobody with random garbage you can only hurt someone with random garbage I already know the truth about everything
bark!