[Video] World of Tanks Blitz: Autistic War Screech

in #hivegaming2 months ago

It’s no secret I love all weapons. I have used almost every type of modern weapon you have ever heard of a few that some of you probably didn’t even know exist.

I have never gotten the opportunity to play with a tank but LUCKY ME there is a business nearby that lets you pay to play with a wide variety of heavy metal monstrosities, APCs included.

Until the day comes where they are operating under normal conditions I will have to settle for
World of Tanks Blitz.

What is that, you ask? Only the best fucking mobile game ever made! Ever had the urge to engage in 7 vs 7 tank battles with random strangers? Me too!

Tonight I managed to squeeze in a few matches (with my iPhone capturing the screen, of course) on my breaks at work.

The first few battles were, ummm, don’t ask. But lucky for you, I deleted those videos and did better in the subsequent matches.

In the first video I take the long route all the way around the map to flank while the enemy is engaging the heavies and once they take the bait I play hard to get and hope my buddies survived and come take him out. (They did.)

The second video I was a little more ballsy because I had speed and a quick reload to my advantage and waited for the enemy to present a distracted and weak target and took them by surprise. And, coincidentally, like a chihuahua with rabies, I attacked the fat slow kid and bit a few old ladies on my way there. You can almost hear my war screeches over the shots fired directly over the top of my tiny ass tank. (He didn’t have the traverse to fire low enough to finish me off.) In the end I get taken out almost as easily as I smacked down Goliath and his grandmother.

And the last video, well, that needs no explanation. I score 5 kills and only fail to get my 6th because raw aggression goes both ways.

If you have a newer smartphone (Android or iOS) you can join in the action for FREE. There of course are premium tanks, but you can earn those as well by watching ads. It does take some time to advance. I finally got my first Tier VII tank two weeks ago after playing a few times a week for almost two years.

Anyone looking for a buddy to platoon with is welcome to come find me in the North America server under the name takibicho. If you suck I will push you out into enemy fire and use your burning wreck for cover.

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 2 months ago Reveal Comment

Lol when did I do this?

Stfu and play your bronze 3 lol. Enjoy your potion quest reward aaaaajajajaa

 2 months ago Reveal Comment

I didn’t steal your value. I just don’t value you because you are trash. There’s a big difference.

I feel it is also worth pointing out that I am banned from like 50% of hive communities and am only in the Splinterlands discord because @aggroed can't resist my charismatic and magnetic personality

 2 months ago Reveal Comment

I’m stealing your zero 😱 .

 2 months ago (edited)Reveal Comment
 2 months ago Reveal Comment

Awww now you done it

What do we do with people who make death threats? Lol

We laugh at them.

 2 months ago Reveal Comment

@iflagtrash

I found some trash

Since you are quitting I’ll give you $1 for your cards.

 2 months ago Reveal Comment

Whooosh magic

 2 months ago Reveal Comment

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I bet I can train you before you train me.

 2 months ago Reveal Comment

I think you eat the garbage. Like a 🐶