Laughter is Cheap Medicine

Always laugh when you can. Laughter helps you to enjoy life even when you do not have everything you want. Life is more bearable when you laugh. It is when life doesn't go your way, that you need your humour most – especially during troubled times, as now.

I hope this selection of humorous quips bring on a smile, at least.

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Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow internet to see who they really are. - Will Ferrell

I’m never sure if I actually have free time, or I’m just forgetting something I need to do. - Unknown

A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths. - Steven Wright

Having a teenager is like having a cat that only comes out to eat and hisses at you when you try to pet it. - Unknown

Nowadays you can’t tell who’s pregnant. Everybody’s stomach is so big. - Unknown

I believe that anyone who says that sex is overrated just hasn’t done it properly. - Neil Faiman

A man loses his sense of direction after four drinks; a woman loses hers after four kisses. - H. L. Mencken

I’m 59 and people call me middle aged. How many 118 year old men do you know? - Barry Cryer

Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday. - Don Marquis

Don’t wait till you’re on your deathbed to tell people how you feel. You might be too weak to hold up your middle finger. - Unknown

I saw a man running and was worried what he was running from but then I remembered some people do that for fun. - Unknown

Not to brag, but I don’t even need alcohol to make bad decisions. - Unknown

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