Merry dickmas, Santa Cock! Merry Christmas, you greasy virgins! I hope you're all having a good time and staying safe this Christmas season. I'll be milking myself in front of the old fireplace here in my apartment, all day long this year. You know, because everyone and their fucking bag of bones grandmothers around here have got Covid right now. And, after having that shit once in the summer I'm not dealing with that again. I hope you've all been extra specials boys this year and gotten tons of good boy points to get all the chicken tendies and feet pics you've ever wanted from Santa.
And, as an extra treat. I figured I'd do another absolutely exhilarating Bangers for Hive post, to give you a few different tracks you can put on in the background this year while you're getting white girl wasted on eggnog so you don't have to deal with your shitty inlaws or annoying as fuck cousins. Enjoy, pussybois!
1: Carol of the bells - August Burns Red
2: Rudolph the Red Noses Reindeer - DMX
3: Christmas in Hollis - RUN DMC
4: You're a mean One Mr. Grinch - Sirens & Sailors
5: Deck My Balls - Afroman
6: Merry Axe-Mas - Ice Nine Kills
Hope you all enjoyed the tunes, and have a happy new year :)
Until next time, doods!