Hi, I’m Lenny the Gargoyle.
Today I ran 17,300 steps while chasing an ice cream truck through my neighborhood. I was angry that the driver took so long to notice me and stop, so when he finally noticed me and stopped I just threw a cinder block through his windshield and didn’t buy any ice cream. Serves him right for making me run so far. What a dick.
Pro Tip: If there aren’t any decent cinder blocks lying around, you can also use a brick or even just a handful of gravel.
That’s all for now. Thanks for reading, and have a great day!