Welcome to Punday Monday!

tl;dr

Make a pun about the topic of the week,
The topic is crackers
Here's how to make a pun, if you don't know: https://peakd.com/contest/@improv/puns-and-prizes-learn-to-pun-easy-fun-anybody-can-be-a-hit-at-parties

New To Punday?

Pull up a stool, order a spiked PUNch, and get to know some of the regulars. I'm your PUNtender, @improv.

How To Make a Pun

This contest is open to everyone. Here's a handy dandy guide on how to make a pun: Learn to Pun

Rules for the PUN-test:

• If you hope to win a prize, your pun must be your original work
• Puns must be relevant to the topic of the week to win a prize, but they can be very loosely related.

Last Week's Punday Monday:

Here is last week's Punday Monday, and all the puns that were eligible to win this week are in the comments!

Entry from @mensa-sig, @theabsolute and @doctorcrypto

Hang on to your PUNderwear. The Winners of This Week's PUNday Monday Are...

The Winner!

• Best Pun

• Best Pun of the Entire Week

• Best Overall Pun

DRUMROLL PLEASE…..

@theabsolute’s A-dull-teen
It was really a stretch, so now we’re all quite limber.

And What Prizes Do They Win, You Ask?

• HSBI

See @steembasicincome for details.
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I’ll sponsor each qualified entrant for two HSBI levels each week! Each winning entry will get an additional two HSBI!

Our winner was
@theabsolute
Our entries came from
@mensa-sig, @theabsolute, @doctorcrypto
(and I loved yours, too @mensa-sig and @doctorcrypto!)

(See @improv’s wallet for prize confirmation!)

This Week's Pun Topic Is:

crackers
As in,
What’s a lawyer’s favorite cracker? Writs.

Awesome joke. Nonetheless, I think you can do better.

I'm So Good at Puns

If you've never punned before, it might seem like magic! You can do it, too! Learn how in My Free How-To Guide on Punning!

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