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RE: Free and valuable! Win HSBI prizes! Punday Monday 186!

in Hive SBI3 months ago

Mr and Mrs Sloth are going out to dinner for their 10th anniversary. "What are you in the mood for, my queen?"

"I'm really in the mood for some amphibian tonight," Mrs. Sloth replied.

"Darling, I was going to say that, but i wanted to let you choose,"said Mr Sloth. "I can still remember our first date, all those years ago. Remember how long it took to pick you up, I'm still so sorry to keep you waiting like that- To Freddie Frogs' we shall go?!"

They sat down at the restaurant and the waiter came they ordered the same thing they have ordered every visit for ten years, the triple toad taco. The tacos were especially good on this night-and it was truly a beautiful evening. The sloths were a prominent couple in their forest neighborhood and everyone cheered for their strong love.

After the meal, the server came and asked if they had any room for dessert and they both said in unison, "No thanks-We are three toad sloths."

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When I read the word Queen I thought about the actual queen Elizabeth.

The pun gets even better 😅